Rated F for Flop

“I’ve sucked enough toes in my life to know when something doesn’t look right” -Ghandi

[contemptible-scoundrel]

sad as fuck image

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[commanderchr1st]

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[chaoticgouda]

[doomedmutual]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[konoko]

[dogpuppy]

[liquidpaperfoundation1]

My Very Punctual Wife Gets My Night Worm can also be used to remember the order of the planets in the solar system!

[cryptid-on-a-string]

Mercury Venus Pearth Wars Goopiter Maturn Nuranus Weptune

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[tazzymcclazzy]

the next few seconds WRAPPED

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[girlvasectomy]

[somacruz]

i keep seeing this cut off but the preceding “yessiree” is vital to it imo

[7777777awawawa7777777]

i had to transcribe it

[seased]

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[deadelated]

[i-put-the-hyper-in-hyperfixated]

i just got the most beautiful photo ever before seen of my cat. everybody look at iris right now

[anglaised]

what do yall b talkin bout for real