Bishwhet

Windy city representer, address me as your majesty.

[blaackversace]

leaving the kitchen before tasting your coffee is a whole new side of self-trust

[thetrippytrip]

“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”

[alexbelvocal]

Y'all soooooo annoying

[drugfriendly]

“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af

[ariesgoddess92]

it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀

[trippy-von-trapp]

“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[findyourbeard]

Bless the internet

[golldenthoughts]

😂😂😂

[mouseremote147863456]

“You know you sinned, boi. That’s all u did.” 😂😂😂😂

[lagonegirl]

#BLM #Fergueson 

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[dritte--reich-deactivated201703]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

[wecanalldobetter]

His eyes got so tender lmao

He went deep inside for that answer

I love this

[samawyy-deactivated20151015]

[onlinesensitivecrab]

Me

[sufferingoth-blog]

i’m both of them

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Emojis are Fine and all but fuck any site that automatically turns my :) into 😃 that shit AIN’T the same there’s fucking like. Connotations an’ shit

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[lizmaryr]

Do yourself a favour and watch this. I am sobbing with laughter at one a clock in the morning, i literally had to stop the video because I couldn’t see through my tears of mirth.

PRESS PLAY. 

[vampire-crimson]

IF YOU DO NOT WATCH THIS

YOU ARE MISSING OUT

i still have no idea how to fuckin contour but there are much more important things for this person to teach you

[uneducatedharry]

someone on tumblr: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

me:

[deejay]

[swagneato]

my least favorite vowel is o

[sexandshitposts-deactivated2019]

mine is u

[swagneato]

[igglooaustralia]

White gays forcing themselves to reblog black men on their cauliflower blogs every 50 posts so no one calls them racist. 

[mapcus-deactivated20180524]

AHHHHHH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[ithelpstodream]

[subposting-deactivated20190116]

View this post on Instagram

“…and I told him, is you crazy?!” 

[toroynah-deactivated20170609]

“n den what happened” im in love

[blackboyjoy]

“They got water” 😂😂

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Lmfaoo she said “no”

[godessoflovee]

Her little shocked expression for sea world 😍😍😍

[yungstank-deactivated20140829]

this is it

this is the vine that killed me

[scornpios]

I will really never get over the fact that real women actually fought for Flavor Flav. The only man in history who managed to look oily and dusty at the same time.