An eye for an eye is a blind man's rule.

Gigi, or Asger. The breathing personification of the Danish passtime of throwing caramels at small children. Even now as it was then, so it will always be.

[blaasortebregner]

Welcome to my boneyard

Gígih, or Asger. Digital art and writing, complaints of the German language.

Overzealous use of the Manicule; lover of wingdings. Former, done and dusted horse girl. Homosexual Catholic; quite the dilemma.

Summary:

The frequent Original Character posting. Occasional video game art and an abhorrent amount of lyric quoting. Frankly surprising amount of football (50% opacity Elyounoussi fades into view over the setting sun). smiles sweetly.

Content:

☞ Non-sexual nudity ☞ Body horror ☞ Gore but in like a clinical, cadaver kind of way ☞ Cannibalism. Like. A lot ☞ Football rage

Disclaimers:

☞ Sexual comments will get you banished to The House. ☞ I'm mean ☞ Insane post schedule due to The Horrors (depression) ☞ Oldies are welcome but discouraged ☞ !!! MINOR !!! wee woo wee woo !!! MINOR !!! ☞ Occasional Danish posting ☞ I don't reply to DMs because I don't check them #neurodiversestruggles ☞ Weird and whimsical idioms ☞ Ego ala Napoleon Bonaparte

Everything is as it says on the tin.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

keep thinking about how I wrote in my dissertation about how every time a new form of public/social space emerges it's immediately popular with kids and teenagers who see it as a chance at freedom and then adults colonise it and kick them out. this happened with malls in the 80s and diners in the 50s and pool halls in the 20s. my dad was doing research on this trend in like 1975. and I was like "yeah so this is going to happen to the internet" and then five years later every government suddenly decided to ban kids from everywhere online. I hate being right especially when I don't even get paid for it

[svantetic]

[blaasortebregner]

when the last dinner party said "i follow your footprints when i cant hold your hand" and when lady lamb said "the kind of high I like is when I barely make the train / and the people with a seat smile big at me / because they know the feeling / and for a millisecond / we share a look like a family does / like we have inside jokes, like we could call each other by little nicknames" i think personally

[blaasortebregner]

and for my next trick, i am pulling the Gothic Motif of The Haunted House

[meirimerens]

my deepest apologhorses to my faithful pathologic followers who have been awaiting that promised peterstakh and ratlyonina for 3 months now I just had an idea for a KCD2 image that I might have to exorcize quickly. """quickly""" he says let's not get ahead of ourselves

[meirimerens]

first problem we run into I can’t decide on a pose for clasped praying hands

[meirimerens]

going through the really really embarrassing process of having to learn to draw a new character from scratch

[blaasortebregner]

meiri doing kcd things..... my purpose has been fulfilled. smiles

[teaboot]

I’m not Christian, I don’t go to church anymore, and my pastor died, but when he was alive I’d sometimes go to his sermons and I remember one time he said “it feels good to hate, but we know that it isn’t allowed, so when we’re told that we’re allowed to hate someone we get so excited that we forget we’re supposed to love”, and if my humble atheist ass might borrow some church talk I’d like to perhaps submit that

[teaboot]

Anyhow sometimes on the day to day I feel disgust or revulsion and I have to ask myself “is this a danger to anyone at all or am I just looking for something I’m allowed to hate” and a solid 98/100 times it’s the latter so once again thank you pastor D

[blaasortebregner]

ahh, germany. a bastion of modern culture. known also to all scandinavians / eastern europeans as "oh yeah my cousin lives there"

[blaasortebregner]

watching ponies as a bisexual is so fun. like bea and twila? so pretty. tom in #hisflashbackera? gagged. ray and cheryl? that man loves his wife and i love his mustache AND his wife. sasha? i blacked out. george tallman? theres something about him. ivanna? i blacked out. dane? mmm. smiles sweetly

[blaasortebregner]

fever so crazy i had religious delusions for a solid 5 hours

[blaasortebregner]

thinking about sexless crazy gay people sex

[blaasortebregner]

why is latvias OL figure skater legiterally luke manning

thats the same man.

[blaasortebregner]

im not fucking insane right. like you see it too right.

[blaasortebregner]

its actually him im not crazy it is literally luke on the bass

its him im not tweaking its him

[blaasortebregner]

why is latvias OL figure skater legiterally luke manning

thats the same man.

[blaasortebregner]

im not fucking insane right. like you see it too right.

[blaasortebregner]

why is latvias OL figure skater legiterally luke manning

thats the same man.

[blaasortebregner]

finally got patho 2 on my ps. i ☝︎ am at long last conducting a test on if bachelor of medicine doctor daniil d. dankovsky is turning the children homosexual. i will keep you 🫵 posted

[blaasortebregner]

that ☜ man. is homosexual. and now you 🫵 are too. in other news, artemy burakh is making the kids trans.

[mbrainspaz]

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

[blaasortebregner]

"thank you evil ceo uncle" we say in unison

[blaasortebregner]

ooo the dilemma on whether to finish drawing my ocs or draw hansry. my blorbos or the czech blorbos. oh hansry my lovelies how you torment me

[blaasortebregner]

finally got patho 2 on my ps. i ☝︎ am at long last conducting a test on if bachelor of medicine doctor daniil d. dankovsky is turning the children homosexual. i will keep you 🫵 posted