Brown Eyed Girl

Just a Black girl living that PhD life.

[animentality]

[lelouch]

[weevildead]

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

[mollyjames]

One time we had this guy covering a shift at the coffee shop and it somehow came out over the course of regular small talk with us that he was Armenian. He got this really tired distant look in his eyes and said "yeah, you know what people always think about when they find out." Everyone nods and I figure we're all on the same page so it doesn't need to be said, and I'm about to move on when someone pipes up "the Kardashians!" He sighs and nods, and I, unable to help myself go "oh" and then very quietly "I thought we were talking about the Armenian genocide."

Everyone is stunned for a moment, except for the guy who suddenly lights up and says, in a remarkably delighted tone of voice: "that's the first time anyone has ever mentioned the Armenian genocide!"

I actually had no idea the Kadashians were Armenian.

[mollyjames]

[tiktoksijustthinkareneat]

[ladyorlandodream]

Yes, Spain!!!!

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

shout out to the literal fan fiction happening a few blocks from my apartment. there has been this halal meat market on the corner for like 19 years that the owner’s son just inherited and directly across the street this woman opened a kosher grocery store and since day one they’ve had this very friendly fake rivalry, playing it up for the customers, it’s always been super goofy and light hearted. so turns out last night she proposed in the middle of the afternoon rush in the meat market and he said YES and she’s moving her store to the adjacent empty storefront on the left so they can have a JOINT GROCERY STORE it is so fucking cute I wish them the happiest marriage ever

[animentality]

[the-sun-station]

the follow up here is absolutely fucking vital

[purplemermaidprincess7]

HOT IDEA, FRESH OFF THE BRAIN!

Just had a really cool idea for a good interpretation of a GOOD Scooby-Doo show: What if Scooby was actually Shaggy’s service dog for a food allergy? 

And Shaggy is a culinary prodigy and is able to create dishes, no matter the ingredients or how meager it is, that taste absolutely divine. Thus, they travel the world to attend cooking events and competitions, while going sightseeing on the side. And THAT’S how they stumble upon mysteries.

They can even have that core concept help with the mystery solving every once in a while. 

Shaggy: “Dude, you claimed that you left the rice simmering on the stove when you heard the scream, but when I taste-tested it, there’s no way it was there for that long. Heck, the rice itself wasn’t even washed properly!”

There could even be a crossover with Gordon Ramsay, where Shaggy uses 1% of his power to find the missing lamb sauce!

[funnytwittertweets]

[memeuplift]

[lesbianboyfriend]

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable

[lesbianboyfriend]

alternatively, they should invent a loneliness that i don’t have to bear

[peerieweirdo]

the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

[thickness-protection-program]

Church goers getting out of Sunday service to go harass retail employees

[catchymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

[lugoji]

((is it socially acceptable to post this yet))

[rpdofficer]

YES IT ABSOLUTELY IS.

[kaelio]