(The Magic Knight captains gather around a broken coffee machine)
Yami: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
William: I did it. I broke it, Yami-
Yami: No, you didn’t. Jack?
Jack: Don’t look at me. Look at Fuegoleon.
Fuegoleon: What? I didn’t break it.
Jack: Huh, that’s weird. Then how’d you even know it was broken?
Fuegoleon: Maybe because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.
Rill: Not sure if it matters, probably not, but Charlotte was the last one to use it.
Charlotte: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Rill: Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Charlotte: I use the wooden stirs to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Rill!
William: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Yami.
Jack: Yami… Nozel has been awfully quiet-
Nozel: (incredulous) Really?!
(The captains argue with each other on who broke the machine)
Yami: (walks out of the room) I broke it. It burned my hand, so I punched it. I think ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick. (looks back and smirks) Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.