foraging for food by taking my crew and harpooning the fat minivans loaded with treasure and honors’ student bumper stickers, then taking aggressive boarding actions. If we’re lucky we’re gonna snag some quinoa
you’d think bmw’s and teslas would make for fruitful voyages. Invariably its seltzer water and sushi. I need to keep my crew from getting scurvy
we raided a subaru once, her draft heavy with olives and artisanal grains. The lesbians captainining her overthrew my crew and stole my technical! Now I occasionally sight my old vessel being used by those monsters for carrying donations to the local pet shelter. I still havent recovered from the shame
