Blackest Ops

An RP blog for a supernaturally-empowered Federal agent. Semi-selective. Blog is rather NSFW. Seriously, he eats people. That's NSFW.

[blackest-ops]

New Blog Announcement

((Kept you waiting, huh?

((So, before everyone who sees this post starts celebrating my return after who-know-how-many-days of hiatus, let me just stop you right there. I’m not...exactly back. See, I’ve tried to get back to posting here several times during that span. I got on my dashboard, went through and looked at my drafts, the whole lot. And I couldn’t do it. As much as I wanted to, I couldn’t post.

((So I started thinking about what was preventing me from posting, and I finally realized what it was. I just don’t enjoy writing Thomas like I used to. Don’t get me wrong, I love this cannibalistic jackass. He’s one of the best characters I’ve ever written, I think. But these days, it’s hard to write him.

((So, I’m giving Thomas Steele a much needed and much deserved rest. I’m not archiving this blog. I’m not giving up Thomas. But I am putting him into a state of semi-retirement. I may dust him off again when the time is right again. But for now, I’m trying something new. I’ve written the same character for, by this point, five years on various sites. He deserves a rest.

((So what does that mean for me and for you, my friends? I just got done putting the finishing touches on a new blog. A new character. A new canon, not related in any fashion to Thomas or to BLACKCAT or anything else. He’s been bouncing around in my head these last few months, and I feel like he deserves a shot. So, at the end of this post, I’m going to link you to that blog. I’ll hope you’ll join me there, friends.

((I’d like to thank all of you for being here with me over the years, for putting with with me and this asshole Wendigo. And I’d like to reemphasize that this blog isn’t going anywhere. I’ll still come back to it from time to time, and hopefully one day in the future, one day soon, I’ll be able to give this magnificent asshole the screentime he deserves again. But for now?

((Say hello to Isaac, everyone.))

[roleplayerxshoutouts]

“Can I get some love for @houndofgod? Tora is such a wonderful person and she’s put so much love and effort into hashing out a unique werewolf. Audrey is one of my favorite muses out there and doesn’t get nearly enough love. She’s flirty but also so, so very loving and there’s no such thing as a bad thread with her.”

[roleplayerxshoutouts]

“ @blackest-ops was one of the first people I found on tumblRP who I really deeply admired. The mun is such a great guy with an off-color sense of humor that shines through in his characterization and writing. There is never a dull moment with Thomas Steele. Seriously, a secret-agent Wendigo with a personality that would make Archer look tame–what’s NOT to love?”

[blackest-ops]

((Who sent this in? Such undeserved praise?))

((But no, seriously. Thank you, whoever did this.))

[blackest-ops]

((Sorry about not being that active. These last few weeks have been very hectic, and all of my attention has been on my course work.

((I’m going to try to burn through my drafts this weekend, and then afterwards? Starter call. Because I have some new followers I want to interact with.))

Tell my muse a lie they want to hear.

The person I reblogged this from is super cute and deserves to have a nice day

[blackest-ops]

[blackest-ops]

Is it true that Nikki Minaj is really an alien from outer space?

“There are no such things as aliens. And Nikki Minaj isn’t a Fae either.”

[rabbitinthemoon-blog]

In truth, you like the pain. You like it because you believe you deserve it.

Marya Hornbacher (via lsabelas)

[mislycanthropic]

Thomas please.

(featuring the ever-terrifying @blackest-ops)

[psychopompouspollen-discontinued]

@blackest-ops: 

“Not the one I’m wearing.

“There’s like, twenty in the closet.”

But those aren’t warm.

[blackest-ops]

“Fine. Just hand it back when you’re done.”

Congrats Lim. You have a coat.

[blackest-ops]

Thomas I need yer coat.

“Not the one I’m wearing.

“There’s like, twenty in the closet.”

[mislycanthropic]

“I’ve heard of them, but I could count the number of times they’ve come up in conversation on one hand.

“What demographic creates a demand for those coats, I wonder?”

[blackest-ops]

“Rich, Clued-In assholes who don’t see people with lycanthropy as people. They pop up more often than we’d like. Especially back in Victorian England? There were a handful of Hellfire Clubs back then who decided to exploit the supernatural as much as possible for their own amusement.

“This is also the answer to the question ‘what moron would think to use ash from a discorporated vampire as snuff’.”

[blackest-ops]

what if there was a particularly attractive lady wendigo who wanted a no-strings reconnaissance of a restricted area?

“Well, uh, that would probably result in one of our faces getting torn off. At best. Probably hers.”

[blackest-ops]

@mislycanthropic

“On the topic of werewolf fur coats? Those pop up from time to time. They’re, uh... They’re something. Typically you have to skin the werewolf while they’re alive because they revert back to being a person when they die, and then the skin typically grows back and...

“Well, let’s just say it’s not pleasant for them. Or for the skinners when we get hold of them.”

[blackest-ops]

How do you handle sexual urges? Is casual dating something you'd do? The people have requested this classified information be released.

“Well, I typically release pent-up sexual urges through my work. There’s something very satisfying about beating a man’s head into a fine pulp with a pipe wrench.

“As for casual dating, no. I don’t really.”

[ameaningfuldeath]

FOR THE GLORY

[oceanicmajestic]

how is this only six seconds

[hexmaniacwingy-deactivated20160]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015)