[chaoticangels]

“Listen here you fucking twink, telephone pt 2 is not going to happen, ever. Now take your soy frappuccino and get the fuck out”

[rendollaz-deactivated20210902]

LMFAO

[humansofnewyork]

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

[incorrectqueereye]

Jonathan, stroking Tan’s head: You’re so tiny and adorable.

Tan: I could kill you in your sleep.

Jonathan, with love in his eyes: I know!

[happy-little-spleen]

Tan in every Queer Eye episode:

[420yearold]

Fab 5 when working with a women: you just need to realize how beautiful you are and start taking care of yourself like you take care of others!

Fab 5 when working with a man: please use your shower PLEASE use your

[goblinloreremade]

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

[levourdalak]

[skyybridge]

[whoarei]

she guessed my favorite color first try..

but between me and u……. i didnt even have a favorite color until she yelled out yellow!! she was hella excited n smiling like a little kid. so i told her she was right and i havent seen yellow the same since, its in everything. i could probably live in it now. 

[assflat]

when they let the white boy hop on the track

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here.”

— Jim Henson

[coral]

I still remember the very moment I fell in love with you.

[cramulus]

[sweetcheeksaremadeofthese]

the highest intelligence is empathy

[tyhplosion]

an animal crossing villager: adabladbaj? akdnuifmanfm!

me:

[archatlas]

Really Big Coin Skrekkøgle

This is our Really Big Coin. It is big because it makes other things look small when photographed next to it. Actually, it is a 20:1 replica of the EUR 50-cent, you see it being milled out here. We needed to do quite a bit of sanding, lacquering and smudging to obtain the desired look and some climbing to get into required shooting position (you need to get up real high to take good pictures). The result is a short series of photographs, attempting to visually scale down real-sized objects.

Images and text via

[aberrantkenosis]

what the fuck

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

guess who my favourite character is 

[kony2012official]

This is the funniest thing in my life right now