Get The Fuck Outta My Room Im Playing Minecraft

She/her/you little shit

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How active is Mr. Jimmy the Pickles? He looks like he gets around a lot.

[saltoncity]

work tomorrow is one of the worst things that can happen to you

[sharrrrknight]

has the "ship grace with everyone ever" blunt rotation hit the eel hive mind yet

[11gnat]

simon why you look so angry bro

[3motionally3xhausted]

My contribution of PHM fanart that took me so much longer to finish than I wanted

[idk-im-just-here-now]

FUNNIEST THING TO SEE WHEN I LOG INTO TUMBLR ON MY LAPTOP

YEAH THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP

[applabby]

THE CARDS ARE IN BRAILLE BTW…& Pretend rocky is in his little ball or whatever

Sorry i also got really lazy with the bg LMAO, thanks for all the likes & support :D my first time posting things on this account have been so fun

[weirdrtvscomments]

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[songsnstars]

working on a bloodymary swap au with a bestie~ The aftermath.

[oddballkittyclaw]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[thembo-y]

𝘠𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭…

obligatory princess mononoke drawing teeheehee

this will be available as a print when i become sane again, im afraid these tragic gay men occupy all my thoughts

hhhhaaarrAARHRHHH THE BLOOD DRIPPING ON HIS FACE FREAK4FREAK MY GAWD

including a bonus screen cap redraw:

[t00thpasteface]

random anecdote for father's day: one time during a long car ride my dad asked me, "you're familiar with Murphy's Law, right?" and i was like "isn't that the one about how anything that can go wrong will go wrong?" and he said "yeah, exactly" and i said "why do you ask?" and he went "well, have you heard of Cole's Law?" and i said "no, actually, what's that?" and he said "it's mostly lettuce and carrots with a little dressing mixed in"

[wilwoo]

Well you’re learnin’ now!! Hawhaw.

(They’re making progress. Huzzah!)

<-Part 7 & 8

[suhnseok]

ouhhh simon picking up the tripling of words thing from rocky over time just like grace, so inside the human biodome it's just

"did you see the new leaves??"

"i saw i saw i saw!!"

"amaze amaze amaze!"

alternatively simon Hates that he's picked this up so you get to hear stuff like *deep rumbly mumbling* "hurry hurry hurry-FUCK" *more rumbling*

(this half-ass headcanon is brought to you by markiplier's 'amaze amaze amaze')