The SpoilTheDead.com forums (theyâre forums for The Walking Dead) are home to some of the most sadistic, condescending, rude and hostile pieces of shit Iâve seen. Let me name some of them so you can just stay the fuck away from that site.Â
AdamUpBxtch- A creepy stalker. Creepily obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence. Not that itâs really a bad thing, but still. Tone it down a little, bro.Â
Anton69- Canât stop and wonât stop bitching about the show and constantly says that Game of Thrones is a better show. Okay, go watch GoT, then. Let us enjoy The Walking Dead in peace.Â
Beatrice- Ships Bethyl, but will defend Emily Kinney at any cost, even if it requires her to attack other users. Sheâs part of team delusional (which is a group of TWD fans who still believe Beth is alive. Yes. These people exist. Be very afraid).
BlackJackandCoke88- One word: SALTY. Though Haunter is a pretty badass Pokemon.Â
DanNintendoMan- Obsessed with cats, butts and Abraham. Never really contributes anything intelligent to discussions.Â
Delta- Glenn lover. Rejoiced when Glenn was alive. Will stop watching the show when Glenn dies. Go ahead. Iâm sure the show will suffer without viewers like you.
Doctor Grimes- A Richonne shipper who gets extraordinarily salty whenever the show doesnât play out the way she wants. Believes that Rick and Michonne are destined for each other and wonât accept the concept of Rick being shipped with anybody else. The easiest way to troll her is to tell her how much you like Jessick. She gets incredibly hostile whenever this happens.Â
ElJacko- A complete asshole. Constantly bitches about how the showâs writing doesnât live up to his impossibly high standards. Finally got the banhammer last year. What a relief.
Empress- Hardcore Darcille shipper (meaning she wants Daryl to receive Glennâs comic death). Gets super defensive over Richonne. Just make sure not to mention how Darcille isnât going to happen or sheâll call the other Darcille shipper for backup!Â
HateForTheMasses- A 35-year old pansexual. Has fetishes for necrophilia, cannibalism and seeing Norman Reedus dead. He told another user to use a gun on himself once. Did you guys know that?
Jay- A moderator/dick. Uses the word âpanderingâ over and over and over. Repeating the same word over and over again kinda defeats the purpose of it being funny. Also gets super butthurt whenever Carol gets time in the spotlight.Â
John Dixon- The definition of a backseat moderator. Thinks heâs funny by mentioning how often he drinks beer, but isnât at all. Secretly fantasizes about having butt sex with HateForTheMasses.Â
Kwame- Thatâs all I can go with considering that heâs changed his username over 9000 fucking times.Â
Nimbus: A 35-year old hag. Has openly admitted to wanting Norman Reedus and Emily Kinney dead. Sheâs actually pretty hot for a 35 year old woman, but that doesnât make up for her hateful personality.
Nomis210- Egotistical. Acts like he knows the show and comics better than anyone else when in reality, heâs just another fan.
Ripley- I actually donât have anything against her. In fact, I LOVE her. But after she left, the forumâs never been the same. Even the biggest assholes on this website respect her.
Shrike: Another member of Team Delusional. Yes. This guy legitimately believes that Beth somehow managed to survive being shot in the head. Itâs been a fucking year. The acceptance phase should be here by now.Â
Spectre- A crazy, sociopathic conspiracy theorist who honestly believes that tragedies (such as Sandy Hook) were orchestrated by the Government. Doesnât understand the concept of Occamâs Razor.Â
SweetValley: Another member of Team Delusional, but even more insane than Beatrice and Shrike combined. And the way she writes her posts are completely atrocious.Â
ToadVine- Would jump at the first opportunity to fuck Alanna Mastersonâs brains out. Other than that, thereâs really nothing interesting about him.
We Donât Die- An openly racist Jessick shipper. Has made racist comments about Michonne in the past and bashed Richonne as a result.Â
Thatâs all I can think of for now. Iâll update this once I think of more.Â