Blacknat

Just a fangirl trying to enjoy life

[melodious-tear]

🌸🕶️💕

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

[shol-va]

[captain-price-returns]

Re: sailors on USS Abraham Lincoln on half rations.

[bubblymochicat]

Something about how at the beginning of the movie when Spock was going to die in the volcano if Jim didn't violate the prime directive and he asked Bones what Spock would do in his place and Bones said Spock would just leave him to die and later Spock does everything in his power to keep Jim alive

Something about how Khan tells Spock he can't even break a rule so how is he expected to break bone? And Spock breaks his arm while actively trying to beat him to death after Kirk died

[aenslem]

STARGATE SG-1 (1997–2007)

[deadagaindaniel]

Stargate SG-1 textposts 3/?

[aenslem]

STARGATE SG-1 || The Enemy Within

[frogthatatetheclover]

I love when the problem at hand doesn't require the skills of everyone on the team, so even though it's a dire situation they just have to entertain themselves. Like, in 5x1 Sam and Jacob are working to repair the spaceship:

And Jack and Daniel are just:

One of them brought that ball on a mission to space....

[linggluu]

late but this was so funny haha (Mobius was produced by Iqiyi/other companies. Detective Conan is also on Iqiyi.)

[nexttimeisnotthesame]

Xiaoyu: *not my fault that I have my mask on* 😆

[danmeidiaries]

Mystic Nine 2 Live Blog [Episodes 7 & 8]

Oh they really are flirting with each other this episode. “Show me what you’ve got”, really Laogou? Aren’t you meant to be hating this man and wanting him gone???

Considering nowadays women usually only wear huadians for traditional weddings (and other special events but let’s focus on the weddings here)… and they did a “ritual” in front of an altar together a couple of episodes ago??? The wedding symbolism just keeps rolling I guess.

And they’re still flirting 😭

Well, congratulations Zhang Qishan you have officially re-acquired another part of the polycule. See guys, tombs are amazing places for bonding.

I TAKE IT BACK. FUCK THAT THING. GTFO. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT.

The face I made when I googled what the three parasites were and found out what Peng Qiao/Pengjiao was 😭 because what do you mean there was a real concern for Zhang Qishan and Wu Laogou that they could accidentally summon the Fuck or Die scenario???

COWARDS. How dare you imply there’s a lust imp and then completely avoid it. Fanfic writers, you know what to do.

Ayyyyy they’re reunited! When I saw the dead bird I thought it meant that the group had been tricked and they were going to be led somewhere else but woo Ba Ye and Fo Ye are reunited!

Ah I see, now that Zhang Qishan has accomplished the hard job - fixing things and seducing his ex (Wu Laogou) back into the polycule - he can now focus on the less difficult task of repairing the relationship with Ba Ye and seducing him back into the polycule. Gotcha.

FoBa adventure time!

God that thing really is creepy. Incredible creature design.

i’m like 900% sure Wu Laogou is just tripping like crazy in this place but even if it’s a hallucination I AM MAD THAT THE DOG DIED. I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT. AND IF THIS IS ACTUALLY A RESURRECTION SITUATION IT BETTER NOT GO ALL PET SEMETARY 😭😭😭

[xiaolanhua]

Zeng Shun Xi as Wu Lao Gou Mystic Nine ‧ 九门 ‧ 2026

[danmeidiaries]

Mystic Nine 2 Live Blog [Episode 6]

The way Wu Laogou backed away from that ledge, I suppose unlike his grandson he can’t just jump off a high ledge and know that his Zhang boyfriend is going to catch him.

WOOHOO WE’RE BACK SNAKE BULLSHITTERY THIS IS WHY I COME HERE. And for the shipping. But also the snakes. And nevermind I guess maybe Zhang Qishan would’ve caught him lmao.

Unorthodox honeymoon destination for Shangou but we’re rolling with it. Also, I take back what I said in Ultimate Note. I think this snake might actually be the Mother of All Snakes.

Also, i don’t think Wu Laogou wants Zhang Qishan gone as much as he insists he does. The Lady Doth Protest Too Much..

See, tombs make great dating locations. Theyre learning so much about one another. This side of the polycule is patching itself together nicely!

Well now they’re just blatantly flirting??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE’S MORE ADORABLE NOW???

I do wonder who in the polycule is going to teach Wu Laogou to read since he is the one to write the Daomu Biji in the future.

As I said before, I am aware that Farewell My Concubine is an actual opera but I still don’t think it’s a coincidence that it’s one of the ones that gets brought up in this very shippable series.

I’m gonna find it so funny if after all the Wu and Zhang bickering that they reunite with Zhang Qishan and Wu Laogou only to find out that they’ve fully made up again and now they all have to keep working together because their parents remarried.

I do feel a bit bad for Ba Ye and Huo Xiangu who’ve been left babysitting them all though 😭

Well that definitely wasn’t Wu Laogou but that’s how I’m deciding the interpret the messaging that the spooky ghosts are trying to give lmaooo.

Don’t worry Zhang Qishan, I’m sure you’ll fix this relationship somehow!

Well, you raised Wu Erbai and Wu Sanxing so I honestly don’t know what that says about you and your “knack” for parenting 😭

[superwholockian93]

Things I am sensitive about Part 2:

Do you understand me? *muffled screaming*

Part 1

[danmeidiaries]

Mystic Nine 2 Live Blog [Episode 2]

I have so many questions but I am NOT complaining. It’s kind of fun seeing Zeng Shunxi playing this kind of character when the only other two roles I’ve seen him play are Wu Xie and Fang Duobing.

Y’know if Wu Laogou included all this in the Daomu Biji, I get the feeling it would’ve read more like Donna’s Diary in ‘Mamma Mia!’

And I guess that answers my question about how Zhang Qishan slid out of leading the Mystic Nine.

Anyway, scene of all time. No notes. I’m not interpreting this any other way than these two being exes now.

The lack of dogs in the Wu future is distressing. What happened to all the good boys and girls???

I love her already. Even though I think Wu Laogou is in the right when it comes to dealing with Zhang Qishan (wife kidnapping aside), I love how she claps back at him. I mean it is kind of rich for Zhang Qishan to come to Wu Laogou for help after everything. But I’m so down for the polycule rebuilding itself.

Absolute Queen, she’s an icon. I hope we see a lot of her.

Isn’f this the lady who turns into the woman who’s an asshole in Ultimate Note? After all this, I still may not like her in Ultimate Note but I kind of understand how she got to that point if these were the things she was dealing with back in the day.

Okay Grandpa Wu, look at him being all suave. Also, we know for a fact that Wu Xie’s grandad DIDN’T marry Huo Xiangu and she doesn’t like Wu Xie so how is this relationship going to go horribly wrong 😬

And if this relationship goes hella wrong this casting does explain why she’s so vicious to Wu Xie in particular in Ultimate Note. Because now he has the same face as his grandad.

And I actually love Zhang Qishan and Yin Xinyue’s relationship, and actually Wu Laogou and Huo Xiangu (so far before it inevitably implodes) so I’m counting the current extended polycule between them as a massive win for the bisexuals. Can’t wait to keep mapping out this polycule it’s amazing atm.

I need to learn some ship names for these characters. Especially Qishan and Laogou. Qigou? Qilao? Shangou?

[danmeidiaries]

Mystic Nine 2 Live Blog [Episode 5]

Nooo let Ba Ye sing the praises of Zhang Xiaoyu…

Wu Xie, gonna be frank, maybe you shouldn’t do a spit take when the girl you want to marry brings up a marriage palanquin. And uuuuughhhh knowing that these two aren’t going to work out this feels like hella foreshadowing for their inevitable break up. It’s like a guillotine waiting to come down at any point in this show.

I’m still trying to determine what kind of relationship Ba Ye and Zhang Qishan have in th polycule because they’re not exes in the same way Wu Laogou and Zhang Qishan are but Ba Ye was NOT happy to hear from him.

OOH I LOVED GETTING SOME SNIPPETS ABOUT THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE NINE GIMME MORE OF THEM. I cant wait for the others to get involved in the plot as well. Also, from what I’ve gathered about Mystic Nine 1, Zhang Qishan and Eryue Hong were the main popular ship there?

Also thank you to @crimsonblue31 who told me that the titles in the intro go through in number order. So Wu Laogou is the Wandering Hero and, if I’m counting the seat numbers correctly in the group shot, Xie Yuchen’s grandad is the Scholar.

WHERE IS THE FLUFFY BOY

I love Qi Tiezui he’s so funny. I kind of love how he was basically treating their trip down the waterway as a borderline slumber party with the way he was trying to talk to the other two and completely missing the skulls in the ceiling.

What did he do wrong 😭😭😭 he got the skull just like you asked for.

I’m sorry. Zhang Qishan and Wu Laogou are doing a “ritual” officiated by Ba Ye at an altar in front of witnesses...

IT’S AN UNORTHODOX WEDDING BUT WE’VE HAD WEIRDER.

The officiant’s head got eaten by a giant snake god at Zhang Hailou and Zhang Haixia’s wedding.

See maybe you don’t actually want Zhang Qishan to leave the mystic nine after all? And when I said foreshadowing earlier, I kind of meant that it was foreshadowing that Huo Xiangu and Wu Laogou weren’t actually meant for one another. I didn’t think it would foreshadow Zhang Qishan being vanished by the tower and Wu Laogou immediately deciding to go and get him. 😭

And what the hell is up with the skull

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