Black Phone Confessions @blackphoneconfessions - Tumblr Blog

Your friendly neighborhood Black Phone burner account.

Hello!🙋‍♀️

I'm establishing this account as a safe haven for Black Phone lovers to freely express themselves and their thoughts, things that may be too spicy or too weird to be posted on main.

Everyone is welcome and content is guaranteed to be controversial, but it's all for fun and fun for some (respectfully) yeah?

Confessions, ficlets, headcanons, musings, wishes, and curiosities are accepted here.

My only request is that you add 18+ if you're above age to set clear boundaries for anyone viewing. Let's go! 🙌

#the black phone #black phone 2 #finney blake #albert shaw #robin arellano #tbp fandom #ive got a spicy thing to post myself so ill be doing that asap #love you guys!

platonically kissing you on the mouth for including arellano siblings in your poll i feel like literally nobody but me ships it

Oh lord I know that’s not the case. I included it specifically since I’ve seen the most deprived content coming from Ernesto/Robin posts.

I don’t know how or why but anything smutty involving Ernesto Arellano obliterates nearly anything I’ve read in my lifetime, granted it’s normally Finnesto but when someone throws Robin into the ring? Holy Jesus cover thine eyes.

In my humble opinion this fandom believes certain ships are off limits and I fully understand and respect that, but Arellano fans have the darkest mind-in-the-gutter thoughts out of all of us. Prove me wrong!

Yes I stole this ai from a random TikTok. Idk how to make my own visual content 🙃

I’m sure there are sweet things written about them, I know I’ve seen sad ones, but I needed to use this opportunity to shower praise on those who write so nasty about Ernesto it makes my head spin.

I’ve never checked the tag but if y’all are out there posting without searchable content get organized! Ppl are hungry. Kiss reciprocated 🙂

#arellanocest #arellano siblings #robin arellano #ernesto arellano #y’all know who you are #black phone 2 #the black phone #robinesto #blackphoneconfessions

"black phone burner account" so you're a...burner phone. BA DUM TSSH

I don’t know why I picture me smoking a cigarette in Finney’s pocket, as a phone, but this is the image conjured, thank you

I can also hear James Spader making the demanding phone ringing sound in the movie Secretary. Bdddddddingggg. Bddddddddddingggg.

Have you seen that? Finney’s dad is in it. I’ll take myself out.

#black phone 2 #tbp fandom #blackphoneconfessions #honestly believe our fandom would enjoy that film if y’all haven’t had the chance

you mentioned shaw siblings ship (Albert/Max) and may I just say...YES! theres gotta be so much dysfunction and trauma between them might as well

So many components too 😩🤌

Like they’re both cutie pies, they’re size, age, and weight difference, how Max is the young wild one who dresses freely, behaves freely, and moved out to California and probably New Mexico and Las Vegas along the way, while Al is older and stays at home and wears old man sweaters and dresses up in magicians clothes to do kids parties what the fuck? It’s his only public outlet to be a little freak.

How they have decades together at different stages of life and how they coped and got through everything together, crashing randomly at his brothers house as adults and Albert talking to him like they’re an old married couple (go to bed, MAX) and despite his free nature Max is still tormented and Albert even more so. They could each just let pleasure take them where it may.