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@blackskiesgreenleaves
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
okay but I did not know that there is a story about f. scott fitzgerald nervously showing ernest hemingway his penis because zelda said he couldn’t satisfy a woman with it and ernest hemingway was like “lol no dude you’re fine”
what are the modernists even
the best part of that story in context is that before they pull out their dicks, hemingway spends the better part of a chapter physically describing fitzgerald in great detail, claiming to be grossed out by him but obviously, obviously uncomfortably attracted
oh my god, it got better. I just went to find an excerpt and
Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.
ernest hemingway calm down and control your thirst a little
“The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more“ is a hell of a line
No Homo: A Literary Masterpiece
my cat figured out how to open the cabinets so he made a nest in his favorite one. he’ll only come out if he hears the fridge open.
oOH MY GOD
Ya MCM said ew when you told him you were on your period. He’s 27.
That shit is forever nasty lol
Bruh like what are you supposed to do with it? Play in it? Come on now
Ya MCM thinks periods are nasty because he can’t play in it. He was born in 1986.
periods arent nasty but woman arent supposed to have them its actually poor diet that causes them look it up just a fun fact
Ya MCM thinks periods are a result of a poor diet. He’s over 18.
Where did y'all find these males at?
i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then
It is so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude
protect her
summer depression aesthetic
sleeping in way too late
“oh no it’s 4 am and i’m still awake”
mindlessly refreshing the same apps over and over
picking up a book only to put it down because the words aren’t processing in your brain
listening to the same three albums repeatedly
either eating every snack you own within an hour or forgetting to eat for like half the day
“if i don’t do my summer homework it doesn’t exist”
wearing the same sundress three days in a row
watching your friends hang out with each other as you stay at home and stare at the wall
consistently forgetting to respond to people who text you
reminiscing over past summers and how much fun you had then
wanting the school year to start but also feeling Crushing Anxiety when you think of how soon it is
drinking like a gallon of water every hour or not having any water all day and dehydrating
unbrushed hair
lying down on the floor
“what day is it today”
mosquitoes make you feel downright murderous
watching movies only to get distracted
even sitting around at home makes you tired
this is not fun
