Too Glam To Give A Damn ✌🏽

[hip-hop-fanatic]

MOOD

[intensional]

I have one brain cell and it has depression

[alrightsuggestion-blog]

i haven’t really been doing anything but i still need a break from everything

[doggosource]

a mood

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[meanplastic-deactivated20140215]

“hey can you please…”

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[valmoregold]

[thepaperplaneofexistence]

[reallyabitch]

sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I get distracted by my own butt, I feel you sis

[urbanfarmzine-deactivated201807]

[justanoldacc]

thank you, church of satan. you make more sense than anyone these days.

[hymnofvalefor]

Thanks Satan

[sixpenceee]

(Source)

[memesandlaughs]

[gasae]

Lara Stone photographed by Camilla Akrans for Vogue Germany.

[littlecombjelly]

bitch i thought this was a squirrel

[blackfairypresident]

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

[ourspecial]

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make. 

[splickedylit]

if i was a shapeshifter, half of my time would be spent making myself look androgynous and trimming up the things about my shape I’m not happy with, and half of my time would be spent making my teeth look just a little bit sharper than is normal, changing my eye-color subtly between slightly unsettling shades, and giving myself an intricate “tattoo” that just barely moves every couple of hours, until it’s in a whole new shape next time you look at me.

[cungadero]

if i was a shapeshifter id have fat fucking tits

[anarchist-crow]

If I was a shapeshifter I’d be able to transition without having to spend a shit ton of money

[distinguishedbaloney]