keter kid

deli 26 she/her

[raraeavesmoriendi]

NOT THE CRABS WE EXPECTED BUT STILL SOME CRABS WE DESERVE!!!

[sailermoon]

i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

[sailermoon]

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[keterkid]

the mountain goats are playing in my city I guess I have to do that right

[itmeansalot]

He bravely sacrificed his life so we can all have a really really good day

[alivehouse]

what a beautiful 9/11 eve this is shaping up to be

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[keterkid]

tumblr has gone to absolute shit where the fuck is crab rave

[keterkid]

today it finally happened. someone asked me "do you know what homestuck is?" and I turned and flexed and pulled my sleeve up to reveal a giant upper arm homestuck tattoo

[redstonedust]

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[keterkid]

I said Patrick Wilson looks like laminated Chris Pratt nd they just stared at me. hate it here

[captainamericaa]

BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL

[kumagawa]

this is literally the 92 bulls

[captainamericaa]

MICHAEL JORDAN DID NOT HAVE DEATH RAYS COME OUTTA HIS HAND

[kumagawa]

it’s called a fade away jumper

[wingedcrustacean]

ichthyologists in 1938:

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

problematic weed tolerance gap

[keterkid]

wish my job had HR cuz my manager's response to me (a person prescribed a sedative as needed for emergencies) asking me if I needed some time to meditate before going out on the floor instead of going home was so out of pocket

[keterkid]

dream blunt rotation? just the voros twins