* LITTLE / KING !

“people drown, quietly, before our eyes, all the time.” ― ilsa j. bick ind. && pri. && sel. regulus arcturus black

[blackstm]

Maybe... I will try... to come back... here???

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American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 5-8)

SOME NSFW

{{ Send one for your muse to say to mine OR send “Reverse” + a sentence to have my muse say to yours. Adapt pronouns as necessary! }}

HOTEL

“The only thing that takes the edge off is when I can pull people under with me.”

“A man/woman can only be pushed so far, and I’m right on the edge”

“You see everything when the world doesn’t see you.”

“Are we ever ready to see ourselves for what we are?”

“You will know nothing but pain. And I will be there. And you will reach out to me for help and mercy, and in return… I will watch you die with a smile on my face.”

“Ignore her/him. She/he drinks.”

“How thrilled I am to have you across from me. Not once a month, but from now on. Until the sun falls from the sky and the heavens burn in conflagration.”

“Why would I help you when it gives me so much joy to see you suffer?”

“We’re destined for something more… intimate.”

“I think everyone in the world thinks they’re either blessed or cursed. I’ve come to realize I’m neither. I am a curse.”

“Okay….kill me. But screw me first.”

“_____, I’m offering you an eternity with your great lost love. What I wouldn’t trade for a chance at that.”

“Wait, you’re banging her/him, too?”

“Control….is an illusion.”

“I will stand on my head in a skirt for a ciggy and a beer.”

“I don’t need a Batman costume to have some fun!”

“Johnny Depp likes my paintings!”

“You chased alcohol with wormwood, _____. You’re hallucinating.”

ROANOKE

“Keep your eyes open–they could already be inside.”

“This not a joke, we’re not pretending anymore.”

“It was obvious that that magic pot was messing with her/his/your brain! She/he/you was/were seeing things.”

“Man, I haven’t been this freaked out since we were in that asylum!”

“Believe me, they will find us. And if you had any brains at all, you’d get out of here now.”

“I don’t know what possessed me. Something about those woods made you lose control.”

“Where I come from, when you don’t follow orders or show up on time, people die.”

“I’m gonna tell you something that maybe you already know. But you need to hear it from my heart.”

“I promise you, I will love you always. I had so much more to give. I love you.”

“Your end shall be a merciless reckoning.”

“I came back for her/him! I’m in love with her/him, _____, she’s/he’s the reason I came back!”

“We escaped with our lives that night, but I never completely got over it. I’m not sure I ever will.“

“We are two women/men/people for whom trouble just seems to walk alongside.”

“Are you sure it’s not me you love?“

“Who but I am both the tree and the lightning that strikes it?”

“I shall wear thy scalp as an animal pelt!”

“Why do guys feel the need to name their privates?”

CULT

“You are the illest motherfucker alive!”

“You’re not a hero. You’re a symbol. One I created!”

“I wanted to be the last person alive. But I just want to die.”

“There was something more dangerous in this world than a humiliated man. A nasty woman.”

“You’ll never do anything to me.”

“Your promises mean shit! You’re a fake. You don’t stand for a goddamn thing.”

“The biggest mistake I ever made was believing in you, turd.”

“I’m making sloppy joes. Because a sandwich is a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.”

“How did this Handmaid shit even happen?”

“What fills your dark heart with dread?”

“You’re the only thing that keeps me going. You are. You’re positive, and you’re optimistic, and you’re transformative, and I’m not.”

“I wish I could say my goodbyes to you.”

“Stop saying sorry. For anything. That makes you nothing. Everything is somebody else’s fault from now on.”

“Are you going to waste my time? Do you understand how valuable my time is — how much it means that I’m here doing this for you?”

“I think there might be something wrong with me. I don’t know what’s real anymore.”

APOCALYPSE 

(season still ongoing, will update with new content when available)

“Are you trying to fucking poison me? This tastes like turtle shit!” 

“Let’s have some burnt champagne.”

“It’s the end of the world.”

“You may never leave the building.”

“There’s no excuse for tardiness when there’s nothing else to do.”

“’Ravishing’ might be too strong a word, but this one certainly becomes you.”

“All we’re doing is waiting around to find out how we die!”

Seasons 1-4

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American Horror Story Sentence Starters (Seasons 1-4)

SOME NSFW

{{ Send one for your muse to say to mine OR send “Reverse” + a sentence to have my muse say to yours. Adapt pronouns as necessary! }}

MURDER HOUSE

“I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, ______ you are the darkness.”

“It’s been insane here. First the cops were outside and some freak started banging on the door screaming about money.”

“You got a dog. I needed you, and you got a DOG.”

“There’s so much pain, you know? There’s so much.”

“I don’t want to be here anymore! I’m frightened! I miss my mother!”

“You’re gonna regret it.”

“We wanted to have a baby. We were gonna have this great life…”

“I don’t want to bother you, but I’m hurt and needing some help.”

“I like it when you don’t run. Makes it a whole lot easier to keep up.”

“Hi, I’m _____. I’m dead. Wanna hook up?”

“What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you?”

“I’ll wait. Forever if I have to.”

“Drink this. That’s it. It’ll make you forget.”

“You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass.”

“I got your flowers. They smelled of the gas station where you bought them. Red roses? Could you be more of a pathetic, cheap cliche?”

“That girl/boy is a monster. I love her/him and I’m a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ..”

“I’m not some silly schoolgirl/boy. I’m a woman/man. And I matter!”

“Something has changed in you. Towards me. You’re distant, cold.”

“Close your eyes and remember everything is gonna be okay. I love you.”

ASYLUM

“Me? I’m a beacon of compassion.”

“All monsters are human. You’re a monster”

“There is no God. Not a God who would create the things I saw.”

“You have no idea what it means to have lost you.”

“Come on, _____. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape.”

“You touch me again, you will die.”

“That’s how it works for us freaks. We get blamed for everything.”

“Rest up, dear. You’re going under the knife in the morning, you’ll need your strength.”

“Put that wine down. You look like a streetwalker.”

“You know you got me in here just so you can undress me with your eyes.”

“I’m goddamn plucky, remember?”

“One day, I’ll bury you.”

“I am tough. But I’m no cookie.”

“And you were so drunk, you couldn’t find your way home.”

“Mental illness is the fashionable explanation for sin.”

“The times may have changed, _____, but the nature of evil has not.”

“It’s the ultimate cosmic joke. You got me pregnant.”

“God always answers our prayers, _____. It’s just rarely the answer we’re looking for.”

“If you look in the face of evil, evil’s gonna look right back at you.”

“I broke a beer bottle. I stabbed them. They will live, but they will never forget.”

“Hell, I’m the Queen/King of Candyland.”

“I know everything. I’m the devil.”

COVEN

“You wanna be my slave tonight?”

“I give you my soul, and what do you give me in return?”

“You’re weak-willed, boring, and your fashion faux pas give me nightmares.”

“Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir.”

“Follow my voice. We’re all here waiting for you.”

“You could offer me a unicorn that shit hundred dollar bills and I’d still never give you nothing more than a headache.”

“Do me a favor. Die before Thanksgiving, so none of us have to suffer through that mess of raisins and Styrofoam you call stuffing.”

“Players only love you when they’re playin’.”

“Surprise, bitch. I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me.”

“Are you seriously ignoring me for dessert?”

“Oh, what have we here, a romantic bubble bath?”

“I’m not scared of dying. I’m scared of living like this. The constant pain and the ugliness.”

“If he’s/she’s dead, it’s probably because he/she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”

“You can’t drink or fight. You’re a little bitch.”

“It’s you that will end in flames. I swear it!”

“You’ve got a bulls-eye on your back, kiddo, and our biggest enemy is locked, loaded, and looking at you.”

“Jesus, go change your clothes. Wear something… black.”

“It’s too hot, my frickin’ vagina’s sweating.”

“In this whole wide wicked world the only thing you have to be afraid of is me.”

FREAK SHOW

“My talent has been known to render men/women speechless, but you’ll have to get over it if we are going to work together.”

“You know my motto: always leave them wanting more.”

“Has anyone tasted your cherry pie?”

“Oh, shut your disgusting mouth, you slut!”

“I tell you, sometimes I can’t take it. They way they they look at us. They way they treat us.”

“You’re a miracle worker. You’re my salvation. I never dreamed I would have been able to do this with a real woman/man.”

“You are a tattered waste of oxygen who bolsters his/herself with contempt for others.”

“I’m gonna sit here and watch you eat that entire bowl.”

“I think I have a bottle of schnapps. Perhaps you’d like to come inside?”

“You are young and full of life. You should not be surrounded by death and disease.”

“Let me take your pain away. Replace it with love.”

“You’re stuck on the rosy notion that the world operates on goodness, decency. Truth is - all goodness guarantees you is an early grave.”

“I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!”

“I was an idiot to think I had a chance with a girl/boy like you.”

Seasons 5-8

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College Life Text Starters

enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Class

“[txt] can you send me notes? i don’t get anything the professor says”

“[txt] we should totally start a study group!”

“[txt] can you sign my name on the attendance sheet?”

“[txt] ive given up on going to class.”

“[txt] theres EXTRA CREDIT!!!”

“[txt] ive changed my major 4 times so idk”

Fun

“[txt] i know it’s 2 am but we should get some food” / “[txt] it’s ONLY 2 am”

“[txt] there’s this really cool event on the quad tonight, we should go”

“[txt] did someone spray paint that statue’s dick again?”

“[txt] the professor was really doing the most today.. -image attached-”

“[txt] there’s free pizza”

“[txt] we should hang out tonight, my roommate skipped town”

Roommates

“[txt] who ate my cereal?”

“[txt] i’m NOT doing the dishes again” / “[txt] im letting them soak”

“[txt] if i have to hear you mewling like a kitten in heat at 3 am one more time i just might fling myself off the dorm rooftop”

“[txt] it’s not a party if the only people around are the ones that live here”

“[txt] can you stop texting me from the other room?”

“[txt] i thought i asked for some privacy??”

Obstacles

“[txt] i can’t afford to go out tonight”

“[txt] there was a RAT”

“[txt] obviously the only solution is to run away from my problems”

“[txt] college is hard.”

“[txt] i just get homesick sometimes”

“[txt] if only there was FUCKING parking”

Parties

“[txt] someone threw up in the sink”

“[txt] can you come pick me up? things have gotten kinda crazy”

“[txt] i found out what a kegstand is”

“[txt] so m aybe i dou knowe how 2 dance *beer emojis*”

“[txt] i could be studying right now”

“[txt] people are talking to me. im panicking.”

Finals

“[txt] everything hurts and i’m dying”

“[txt] sleep?? idk her”

“[txt] please just take a nap” / “[txt] just take a nap with me”

“[txt] i havent had anything other than coffee in 72 hours”

“[txt] should i drop out? i think ill drop out.”

“[txt] i had a dream i got run over by a bus and it was the highlight of my week”

[vaememes]

*    CHVRCHES    (   LOVE  IS  DEAD  )    LYRIC     PROMPTS   . 

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF CHVRCHES ‘ LOVE IS DEAD ‘ PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

SONG    TITLE     :     HEAVEN    /     HELL   .

‘  am i real if you can see right through me?  ‘

‘  do you believe it? do you believe?  ‘

‘  am i real if i’m a broken record?  ‘

‘ do you believe it? i don’t.  ‘

‘ do you ever wonder what we learned?  ‘

‘ we can raise our glasses, dancing on the ashes as it burns.  ‘

‘ have you reached the point of no return?  ‘

‘ is this heaven or is this hell?  ‘

‘ if none of this is real, then show me what you feel. ‘

‘ is it enough, yeah? is it enough?  ‘

‘ is it alright if i save myself. ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     GRAVES   .

‘  do you really believe that you can never be sure?   ‘

‘  they’re leaving bodies in stairwells.  ‘

‘  do you really expect us to care what you’re waiting for?   ‘

‘  you can look away while they’re dancing on our graves.  ‘

‘ oh, i will stop at nothing.  ‘

‘ do you really believe that you are one of a kind?  ‘

‘ if you don’t have a heart, i can offer you mine.  ‘

‘ do you really expect that you will always be fine?  ‘

‘ if i only see what i can see. ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     MIRACLE   .

‘  ask me no questions, i will tell you no lies.  ‘

‘  careful what you wish for.  ‘

‘  were looking for angels in the darkest of skies.  ‘

‘  i feel like i’m falling but i’m trying to fly.  ‘

‘  where does all the good go?  ‘

‘ do you really believe that you are one of a kind?  ‘

‘ if you don’t have a heart, i can offer you mine.  ‘

‘ were looking for answers in the highest highs.  ‘

‘ but will we ever, ever know? ‘

‘ i need you to know I’m not asking for a miracle. ‘

‘ if love is enough, could you let it show?  ‘

‘ if you feel it could you let me know? ‘

‘ we’re looking for light inside an ocean of night. ‘

‘ will we ever see it through? ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     REALLY     GONE   .

‘  i can never tell what you want. ‘

‘  even with time, you’ll never learn to move on.  ‘

‘  i’m trying my best to lift you up, to repair. ‘

‘  i’m holding on, i’m holding on.  ‘

‘ i’ll wait until you’re really gone.  ‘

‘ i can do no right for doing wrong.  ‘

‘ i’ll swallow my pride, i only want to belong. ‘

‘ i’m trying my best to toughen up.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     GRAFFITI   .

‘ did you achieve all you wanted to do? ‘

‘  something was different and nothing was new.  ‘

‘  how did you see me?  ‘

‘  we didn’t know what we wanted to be.  ‘

‘  when did we move on?  ‘

‘ i didn’t feel it, nobody told me.  ‘

‘ time to kill. ‘

‘ we wrote our names along the bathroom walls. ‘

‘ graffitiing our hearts across the stalls. ‘

‘  i’ve been waiting for my whole life to grow old.   ‘

‘  we didn’t know wrong, didn’t know right.  ‘

‘  we were just kids.  ‘

‘  we didn’t know how and didn’t know when.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     WONDERLAND   .

‘  i am talking in my sleep, hiding inside my dreams. ‘

‘  fighting inside my head.  ‘

‘  scaring myself to death. ‘

‘  we live in a wonderland.  ‘

‘  like blood isn’t on our hands.  ‘

‘  when will it be enough?  ‘

‘  when will i say i knew we had to get away?  ‘

‘  we had to get away, knew we had to get away.  ‘

‘ can’t live forever with my head in the clouds.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     FOREVER   .

‘  savor the taste, savor the pain. ‘

‘  i don’t expect you to release me.  ‘

‘  jumping the gun, holding my tongue. ‘

‘  i’d never ask you to forgive me.  ‘

‘  and you will never see my side.  ‘

‘  and i will always think i’m right.  ‘

‘  i told you that i would hate you ‘til forever.  ‘

‘  missing the mark, we tear it a part.  ‘

‘ i never ask you why you need me.  ‘

‘ what else should i say? ‘

‘  what else could i do? ‘

‘ maybe it’s too much for you. ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     GET    OUT   .

‘  talked ourselves to death. ‘

‘  never saying what i wanted.  ‘

‘  i pushed you to the edge. ‘

‘  reflections you used to see, never look a like to me.  ‘

‘  get, get, get out. get, get, get out of here.  ‘

‘  can we get out, get, get, get out of here?  ‘

‘  good intentions never good enough.  ‘

‘  going out my mind.  ‘

‘ never getting what i wanted.  ‘

SONG    TITLE     :     NEVER    SAY     DIE   .

‘  wasn’t it gonna be fun and wasn’t it gonna be new?  ‘

‘  wasn’t it gonna be different and wasn’t it gonna be true?  ‘

‘  didn’t you say that? didn’t you say that? ‘

‘  weren’t you gonna be sorry and weren’t you gonna be pure?  ‘

‘  weren’t we gonna be honest and weren’t we gonna be more?  ‘

‘  all you want is to play at playing god.  ‘

‘  but i’m falling in, i’m falling out.  ‘

‘  never, ever, ever say die  ‘

‘  weren’t you trying forgiveness and weren’t you trying to stay?  ‘

‘  weren’t you trying to look up and weren’t you trying to pray?  ‘

halloween-ish starter prompts

send me a word for a starter

send me AFRAID! for a starter based around a phobia my character has.

send me BOO! for a starter where my character trying to scare yours.

send me BLACK CAT! for a starter where my character comes home with a stray cat.

send me BLOOD! for a starter where my character is extremely injured.

send me CANDY! for a starter where my character has a stomach ache from eating too much candy.

send me CEMETERY! for a starter where my character is visiting someone who’s passed away with your character.

send me COSTUME! for a starter where my character is showing yours their halloween costume.

send me DARKNESS! for a starter where all the electricity goes out in the middle of the night.

send me GHOST! for a starter where my character is trying to convince yours that ghosts are/aren’t real.

send me GRIM REAPER! for a starter where my character is dying.

send me HAUNT! for a starter where my character thinks the house is haunted.

send me JACK O’LANTERN! for a starter where our characters are carving pumpkins.

send me NIGHTMARE! for a starter where my character suddenly wakes up from a bad dream.

send me SPIDER! for a starter where my character spots a spider while in the shower.

send me TRICK OR TREAT! for any halloween based starter.

[vaememes]

😈      JENNIFER’S     BODY      /      SENTENCE      PROMPTS   .

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF JENNIFERS BODY PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

‘  hell is a teenage girl. ‘

‘  it smells like thai food in here. have you guys been fucking?  ‘

‘  you’re lime-green jello and you can’t even admit it to yourself.   ‘

‘  i’m a virgin. i’m a virgin. i’ve never even done sex. ‘

‘  do you buy all your murder weapons at home depot?   ‘

‘  god, you’re butch!  ‘

‘  i’m not even a backdoor-virgin anymore.   ‘

‘  i had to stay home and sit on a bag of frozen peas.  ‘

‘  you point them in the right direction, and shit gets real.   ‘

‘  my dick is bigger than his.   ‘

‘  oh! a puncture wound. god, that’s so emo…   ‘

‘  i recommend you shut the fuck up!  ‘

‘  you killed my fucking boyfriend!  ‘

‘  you goddamn monster, you dumb bitch!  ‘

‘  do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days?   ‘

‘  satan is our only hope.  ‘

‘  and to do that, we’re going to have to butcher you. and bleed you.  ‘

‘  relax, i’m kidding about the face thing. ‘

‘  she’s just hovering… it’s not that impressive. ‘

‘  she can fly?  ‘

‘  god, do you have to undermine everything i do?   ‘

‘  you are such a player hater. ‘

‘  wow, nice come back, hannah montana.  ‘

‘  got anymore harsh digs?  ‘

‘  you know what? you were never a good friend.  ‘

‘  even when we were littler, you used to steal my toys.  ‘

‘  and now i’m eating your boyfriend.  ‘

‘  you can have anybody that you want, [name].  ‘

‘  how could i ever be insecure? i was the snowflake queen! ‘

‘  i thought you only murdered boys. ‘

‘  i go both ways.  ‘

‘  my tit.  ‘

‘  no, your heart.  ‘

‘  i am going… to eat your soul… and shit it out! ‘

‘  i mean, she’s actually evil. not high school evil.  ‘

‘  i will finish you if i have to. ‘

‘  you can barely even finish gym class.  ‘

‘  they took her in their spooky van with the windows all blacked out. ’

‘  i think i already died when you got here.  ‘

‘  but i woke up when i heard your voice.  ‘

‘  you’re killing people.  ‘

‘  no, i’m killing boys. ‘

‘  my skin is breaking out and my hair is dull and lifeess.  ‘

‘  i feel like one of the normal girls.  ‘

‘  i am a god.  ‘

‘  i had one of my night terrors again.  ‘

‘  what did you dream about?  ‘

‘  i can take care of myself. i’ve been using bowflex.  ‘

‘  i saved you because i’m a badass mom!  ‘

‘  why do you need him? huh?  ‘

‘  how are you going to get alcohol?  ‘

‘  i’ll just play hello titty with the bartender.  ‘

‘  they’re showing rocky horror at the bijou next friday night… ‘

‘  i don’t like boxing movies… ‘

‘  he thinks you’re a virgin. i heard them talking.  ‘

‘  it’s true. it’s on wikipedia.  ‘

‘  uh, okay… why don’t you narc me out?  ‘

‘  i’ve got the cops in my back pocket, [name]. ‘

‘  i’m a fucking cadet, remember?  ‘

‘  are you pms’ing or something? ‘

‘  i’m a different person now.  ‘

‘  you might get lucky for once in your miserable life! ‘

‘  i need you frightened. i need you hopeless.  ‘

‘  you need a mani bad.  ‘

‘  we come here tonight to sacrifice the body of…  ‘

‘  i’m scared of what’s happening to you.  ‘

‘  i just got aquamarine on dvd. it’s about a girl who’s, like, half sushi.  ‘

‘  ya know what this is for? huh? it’s for cutting boxes! ‘

‘  you give me such a wetty.  ‘

‘  i don’t tell whoppers, and i’m not crazy.  ‘

‘  you’re totally lesbi-gay.  ‘

‘  i think you might want to talk to the school shrink.  ‘

‘  dude, that is a hot murder weapon.  ‘

‘  those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.  ‘

‘  it’s a rock show. this is my rock look.  ‘

‘  i’ve been through the occult section of the library five times. ‘

‘  our library has an occult section?  ‘

‘  sit like a lady, no one wants to see your kiki.  ‘

‘  where… where are we going?  ‘

‘  you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to.  ‘

‘  i never heard you drop the f - bomb before. ‘

‘  life is too short to be moping around.  ‘

‘  mmm, you can totally tell they’re from the city.  ‘ 

‘  what’s wrong with you? besides the obvious surface flaws.  ‘

‘  listen, it’s, uh, really dangerous out here.  ‘

‘  we can play boyfriend/girlfriend like we used to.  ‘

‘  i’m having the best day since, like, jesus invented the calendar.  ‘

‘  moveon.org.  ‘ 

‘  best friends don’t keep secrets.  ‘

‘  if you’re bitten by a demon and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon’s abilities.  ‘

‘  i think it’s important to reach out to our fans in the shitty areas, too.  ‘

‘  what’s your name again?  ‘ 

‘  pms isn’t real, [name].  ‘

‘  she must’ve had sex with a blowhole or something.  ‘ 

‘  a very bad, very damaged person…  ‘

‘  you need a mani bad. you should find a chinese chick to buff your situation. ‘

[twinsleft-blog]

shit i say — sentence starters

i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!

GENERAL SHIT. 

❝ I’M GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. ❞

❝ I’m going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. ❞

❝ *aggressive finger guns* ❞

❝ *high pitched screeching* ❞

❝ That’s where you’re right, kiddo. ❞

❝ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DON’T NEED A GUN— ❞

❝ HECK. ❞

❝ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. ❞

❝ That’s my cue to blast outta here. ❞

❝ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. ❞

❝ Thoroughly shooken. ❞

❝ LISTEN— ❞ 

❝ Trust me, I’m a professional. ❞

❝ I’m gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. ❞

❝ I’m convinced I was a cat in a past life. ❞

❝ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. ❞

❝ I literally have a ‘white people voice’ for when I’m being polite. ❞

❝ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. ❞

❝ I got a tiny ass head. It’s like a fucking golf ball. ❞

BITTER SHIT.

❝ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. ❞

❝ I hate you. …I’m kidding. ❞

❝ Yeah, well, he’s/she’s/they’re a manipulative cunt, so. ❞

❝ I’m gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. ❞

❝ I’m small and bitter like an espresso. ❞

❝ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. ❞

❝ *facepalm* ❞

❝ *frustrated groaning* ❞

❝ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I will kick your fucking ass. ❞

❝ Don’t you fucking dare. ❞

❝ I get it, I’m fucking short. ❞

LOVEY SHIT.

❝ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. ❞

❝ I do it because I love you. ❞

❝ *fondly* Fucking nerd. ❞

❝ *fondly* Dumbass. ❞

❝ You are my absolute favorite person. ❞

❝ *heart eyes* ❞

❝ Don’t even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. ❞

❝ *whining noises and grabby hands* ❞

❝ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. ❞

❝ It’s literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. ❞

❝ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, I’m gonna fucking cry. ❞

❝ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. ❞

❝ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! I’M GONNA SCREAM. ❞

MOM-FRIEND SHIT.

❝ I am mom-friend. ❞

❝ You best not be fucking texting and driving. ❞

❝ Do you want ____? ❞

❝ Please don’t do that, you’re worrying me. ❞

❝ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. ❞

❝ ‘Drink water kids!’ I say as I am severely dehydrated. ❞

❝ ____, that’s not good. ❞

❝ Who do I have to fucking fight? ❞ 

ANGSTY SHIT.

❝ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. ❞

❝ I’m just really fucking scared. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I love you. ❞

❝ I’m sorry that I’m like this. ❞

❝ What’s wrong with me? ❞

❝ God, this happens every fucking time. ❞

❝ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I’m doing. ❞

❝ Why the fuck am I crying? ❞

❝ I’m getting bad again. ❞

❝ It’s like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. ❞

❝ I’ve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. ❞

❝ I look and feel like absolute shit. ❞

❝ It’s nothing, I’m fine. ❞

SLEEPY SHIT.

❝ I’m so fucking exhausted. ❞

❝ I really wanna just sleep. ❞

❝ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. ❞

❝ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. ❞

❝ I’m gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. ❞

❝ I’m already fucking tired. ❞

❝ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. ❞

❝ Can I just nap instead? ❞

[selfsaving]

AGGRESSION   //   SEXUAL  TENSION .

acts  that  could  be  aggressive   //   or  a  little  bit  sexy   //   or  both.                     send  a  symbol  from  your  muse  to  mine.  feel  free  to  combine  actions  or  add  specifics  even  when  it  doesn’t  ask  for  it   !     can  send  non - sexually  as  well.

THREATENING

🔪   //   put  a  knife  to  my  muse’s  throat .

🖐️   //   put  a  hand  around  my  muse’s  throat .

👕   //   slide  a  weapon  up  under  my  muse’s  shirt     (   can  specify   ) .

👔   //   grab  my  muse  by  the  collar   &   pull  them  closer .

🔒   //   lock  my  muse  in  a  room  alone  with  your  muse .

🗩   //   verbally  threaten  my  muse     (   please  specify   ) .

PINNING

🔙   //   push  my  muse  against  a  wall .

📌   //   pin  my  muse’s  wrists  above  their  head .

🔵   //   grab  my  muse  hard  enough  to  leave  a  bruise .

🔑   //   handcuff  my  muse .

➰   //   tie  my  muse  to  a  chair .

⭕   //   restrain  my  muse  with  an  item  of  clothing     (   please  specify   ) .

🚨   //   push  my  muse  to  the  ground   &   straddle  them .

📢   //   tell  my  muse   ‘  stop  squirming   !  ’ .

🔗   //   otherwise  restrain  my  muse     (   please  specify   ) .

LIGHTER

👀   //   grab  my  muse’s  jaw   &   direct  their  gaze  towards  yours .

⚡   //   tug  my  muse’s  hair .

⚠️   //   bite  my  muse     (   can  specify  where   ) .

😏   //   give  my  muse  a  hickey .

✂️   //   run  fingernails  over  my  muse’s  skin   &   scratch  them .

💦   //   cover  my  muse’s  mouth .

DARKER

💋   //   give  my  muse  a  kiss  that  draws  blood .

🗡️   //   cut  my  muse  with  a  knife     (   can  specify  where   ) .

💀   //   kidnap  my  muse .

😶   //   put  a  hand  over  my  muse’s  nose   &   mouth .

💥   //   tighten  something  around  my  muse’s  throat  that  restricts  their  blood - flow  /  oxygen  supply     (   please  specify   ) .

[memesfromstuff]

*: ･ﾟ✧   the shining

feel free to change pronouns, etc!

“ the winters can be fantastically cruel.”

“ for some people, solitude and isolation can, of itself, become a problem.”

“ there’s one other thing i think we should talk about.”

“ i don’t suppose they told you anything about the tragedy we had up here?”

“ i mean, he seemed like a completely normal individual.”

“ wow. that is, uh… quite a story.”

“ i think you can appreciate why i wanted to tell you about it.”

“ well, you can rest assured, that is not gonna happen with me.”

“ you mean they ate each other up?”

“ they had to, in order to survive.”

“ see, it’s okay. he saw it on the television.”

“ how did you know that?”

“ just like a ghost ship, huh?”

“ do you know how i knew your name was __?”

“ you know what i’m talking about, don’t you?”

“ is there something bad here?”

“ so stay out. you understand? stay out.”

“ any ideas yet?”

“ lots of ideas. no good ones.”

“ you better run fast.”

“ why don’t you start right now and get the fuck outta here?”

“ come and play with us, __. forever, and ever, and ever.”

“ i’m scared.”

“ it’s just like pictures in a book. it isn’t real.”

“ do you feel bad?”

“ i wish we could stay here, forever and ever.”

“ you would never hurt me, would you?”

“ i would never do anything to hurt you. never. you know that, don’t you?”

“ what’s wrong? what happened?”

“ i had the most terrible nightmare i’ve ever had.”

“ i dreamed that… i killed you. but i didn’t just kill you. i cut you up into little pieces.”

“ oh, my god… i must be losing my mind.”

“ what happened to your neck?”

“ you did this to him, didn’t you?”

“ you son of a bitch! you did this to him!”

“ how could you? how could you?!”

“ i’d give my goddamn soul.”

“ i never laid a hand on him, goddamn it.”

“ i wouldn’t touch one hair on his goddamn little head.”

“ i’d do anything for him. any fucking thing.”

“ i did hurt him once, okay? it was an accident.”

“ it was an accident. completely unintentional.”

“ there’s someone else in here with us.”

“ are you outta your fucking mind?”

“ no. it’s the truth! really. i swear it.”

“ did you find anything?”

“ no. nothing at all. i didn’t see one goddamn thing.”

“ and you didn’t see anything at all?”

“ i’m sure he’ll be himself again in the morning.”

“ the door was open, the lights were on.”

“ oh, i just don’t understand.”

“ somebody did that to him.”

“ there is no other explanation, is there?”

“ i think we have to get out of here.”

“ you mean, just… leave?”

“ it is so fucking typical of you to create a problem like this.”

“ i have let you fuck up my life so far, but i’m not going to let you fuck up this!”

“ and… and you blew your brains out.”

“ that’s strange. i don’t have any recollection of that at all.”

“ all work and no play makes jack a dull boy.”

“ how do you like it?”

“ what are you doing down here?”

“ i- i can’t really remember.”

“ you can’t remember?”

“ i think we should discuss what should be done with him.”

“ i don’t think that’s true.”

“ you are concerned about him… and are you concerned about me?”

“ have you ever thought about my responsibilities?”

“ oh, __, what are you talking about?”

“ stay away from me!”

“ you’ve had your whole fucking life to think things over!”

“ what good’s a few minutes more gonna do you now?”

“ please! don’t hurt me.”

“ i’m not gonna hurt you.”

“ you didn’t let me finish my sentence. i said; i’m not gonna hurt ya… i’m just gonna bash your brains in.”

“ i’m not gonna hurt you. i’m just gonna bash your brains in. i’m gonna bash ‘em right the fuck in.”

“ stop swinging the bat.”

“ put the bat down.”

“ give me the bat.”

“ what are you doing? hey… hey wait a minute.”

“ what are you doing? open the door!”

“ open the goddamn door!”

“ listen. let me outta here and i’ll forget the whole goddamn thing.”

“ i think you hurt my head real bad. i’m dizzy… i need a doctor.”

“ don’t leave me in here.”

“ you’ve got a big surprise coming to you. you’re not going anywhere.”

“ i fear you will have to deal with this matter in the harshest way possible.”

“ redrum! redrum!”

“ __, i’m home.”

“ come out, come out, wherever you are.”

“ i can’t get out. run.”

“ run and hide!”

“ here’s johnny!”

“ you can’t get away!”

“ i’m right behind ya!”

[monstersmemes]

Halloween starters!

Send a symbol for a starter  for our muses!

Please specify a muse if one or the other is a multimuse blog :)

tame

🎃 - your muse and mine go trick-or-treating

🔮 - your muse and mine visit a fortune-teller (outcome up to muns!)

🌩️ - your muse and mine stay in as a storm kicks up

🍿 - your muse and mine watch a scary movie together

🕸️ - your muse and mine go to a pumpkin patch

spooky

🦇 - your muse and mine are a vampire and their prey (can be real or pretend)

👻 - your muse and mine get creeped out by a ghost

🕯️ - your muse and mine tell each other scary stories

🗡️ - your muse and/or mine get chased by a monster/killer (both can be chased or one can be the chaser!)

👽 - your muse and mine see / get abducted by a UFO

smutty

🍬 - your muse and mine stay home handing out candy, getting frisky between knocks at the door

⚰️ - your muse and mine have a romantic interlude in a graveyard

🏚️ - your muse and mine go to a haunted house, and one is turned-on by how the other clings to them when they’re scared

🍭 - your muse and mine use the leftover candy for some festive food play

😈 - your muse and/or mine make a deal with a horny demon

[sagamemes]

hogwarts au sentences.   let’s put those harry potter aus into good use. contains 40+ dialogue starters relating to hogwarts — some mention different houses and the occasional canon event, but a lot can be used by anybody. feel free to switch around pronouns, diction, and the like to make them more suitable for your muse’s mouth.

“ can you cast a patronus? ”

“ i saw muggle textbooks when i was visiting family for the holidays, and honestly? sure, i could maybe die falling off the stairs if i had a sleepwalking habit, but at least i’m not doing algebra right now. ”

“ do you think a dog animagi could have puppies? ”

“ how did you explain to your friends why you were switching schools? ”

“ sorry, all the other carriages are full, i’m sitting here whether you want it or not. ”

“ i wonder if there are people who can speak parseltongue but with like… bunnies. ”

“ i’m tired, and i want to go to bed, and i’ve been sitting here, trying to figure it out for like an hour, save me: what has a head but no body, but does have a tail? ”

“ what do threstals look like? ”

“ do you ever wash your cauldron? ”

“ trying to sneak into the forbidden section three times in a row is either the most badass or the most nerdy thing you’ve ever done. ”

“ if i go to hospital wing, i have to explain how i got it. i need to solve this with a spell. ”

“ no, i just never realised other people see the carriages being pulled by thin air. ”

“ when did you get the dark mark? ”

“ SOMEBODY CATCH MY TOAD! ”

“ mudblood. ”

“ who was the guy your boggart turned into? ”

“ where did you learn that? ”

“ sorry, but you couldn’t pay me to put my name in that thing. ”

“ do you still have that leaf in your mouth? ”

“ you’re the most injury-prone [quidditch position] i’ve ever met. ”

“ congratulations, head [boy/girl/pupil]. ”

“ imagine being a straight couple right now. ”

“ i’m going to have to fight my parents. ”

“ sorry, is this your owl/toad/cat? [they’re] beautiul. ”

“ do you think you could sneak to the astronomy tower with me tonight? ”

“ i actually haven’t asked anyone for the yule ball with me. ”

“ [name] got petrified, didn’t [they]? i’m sorry. ”

“ have you met the new DADA professor yet? how was it? ”

“ next time [name] pushes you again, i swear to god i’m hexing [their] arse. ”

“ i ate something and now my face is purple. i’m NOT coming out! ”

“ it’s vinegar. i knocked on the wrong barrel. ”

“ don’t look at me like that, i’m just trying to steal your body heat. it’s cold down here, okay? ”

“ how the hell can someone like you be in [house]? ”

“ come to think of it, i don’t think i’ve ever seen a ginger slytherin. ”

“ i didn’t even know i was afraid of heights before i came to this bloody school. ”

“ finding places to cuddle in would be a lot easier if we were at the same house. ”

“ are both of your parents muggles? ”

“ when you said you wanted to go to hogsmeade together with me, did you mean like… a date kind of ‘together’? ”

“ i wonder how many peole have banged in the room of requirements. ”

“ why must the plants sing? ”

“ sorry, you’re not getting the password from me. ”

“ have fun in potions. try not to punch anyone. ”

“ of course i’m fine. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be told they’re going to have a painful, grim death, on their first divination class? ”

“ are all [ravenclaws/gryffindors/slytherins] assholes, or is that just you? ”

“ dude, it was definitely two feet on vampires. how screwed are you? ”

“ how are we playing? classic or bavardian rules? ”

[meiliravengard]

mantra // bring me the horizon

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[naricssamalfoy]

HP AESTHETICS : animagi: foxes

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[naricssamalfoy]

HP AESTHETICS : make me choose: regulus black or sirius black & regulus black or lucius malfoy

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