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I feel like an over controlling girl dad when it comes to artifacts. Like, HP main stat? No, you are NOT good enough for my venti. Get out of my house.

#genshin impact #genshin venti #genshin funny #genshin archon #anemo archon #genshin anemo #funny haha

#genshin impact #zhongli #genshin zhongli #meme #genshin memes #funny joke haha #morax #geo archon #archons #liyue #genshin liyue

Here I am, taking a shit while holding my tampon string away from my asshole Like a dog on a leash, with about 2 and a half hours of sleep, in bellow freezing temperatures. Gotta love my life.

#im shitting #shitpost #period cramps #in gonna kms

Just started playing genshin! What part of the game do I get the option to bounce on Childes cock

#genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #hoyoverse #childe genshin impact #deep #gayness #gay #mlm

True pain is when your favorite Pokemon has bad stats ;-;

#pokemon #video games #nintendo #pokémon #sadnees #noibat #gallade

I would like to thank Myself, for being funny, I would NOT like to thank all my friends that I told to follow me and DIDN’T, and most of all… I would like to thank all the horny people who liked my post of Shirtless Farkas! 🤗

#50 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

I wish I penis

#tiny peepee

It’s NEVER to early to start your fall/halloween to-do list

#halloween #to do list #fall 2025 #fall vibes #horror movies #spooktober #spooky season

I love playing video games till 6 in the morning and when I hear birds chirping I’m so tired I think it’s from my video game

#gamerlife #gaming #skyrim #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #devil may cry #the elder scrolls #sleep doesn’t Rember my name

Ever wonder how lady Gaga got salmonella? It’s cuz she ate chicken raw raw ra-a-aw!

#funny post #funny joke haha #hahaha #dad jokes #lady gaga #gaga #original joke

I really feel like sucking on some himbo nipples

#himbo #i love himbos

He lives rent free in my mind I started playing Skyrim again literally like 3 days ago. I feel bad for my friends because he’s all I talk about.

#skyrim #farkas #sexy wearwolf #wearwolf #the elder scrolls #i need that #hairy torso

Why does no one ever listen to me

#i hate it here #bad mom #im not really your kid im just your friend #be better

Me coming for my homies delicious, juicy, thicc, round, jiggly, sweet, phat, curvy, circular, tight, muscular, vast, cosmic, colossal, gigantic, whopping, gargantuan ass

#dat azz #bootielicious #nice phat ass #it’s not gay if it’s the homies i #no homo

I was camping with my family a few days ago, and we found this mushroom/fungus thing. It was really cool to me so I wanted to ask if anyone knew what it was. For context, we were camping in New Mexico, it was the only mushroom in the area and there was a bunch of blue beetles on it.

#mushroom #fungus #new mexico

Somtimes Life is 15% nipple and 85% areola, and there’s nothing you can do about that.

#insperarional #deep #ted talks #you need to hear this #nipplelicious

My sleep paralysis demon is the entire band of Deftones

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