Bladed Weapons and Swishy Coats

DMBJ, Modu, Guardian, NiF, Qiye, etc. and bookbinding. Old. NSFW. AO3: @bladedweaponsandswishycoats

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Hand-bound edition of DMBJ and Flowery Night!

I finished my bind for the cnovel bookbinding exchange with....DMBJ and Flowery Night!!

more pics below the cut!

And then, in addition to DMBJ 1-8 & 11, the Russia Novella!! -

[lunarriviera]

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exactly ten years ago at this moment, at 11 am in beijing on 6-15-2015, priest posted the first chapter of mo du to jjwxc and, by thereby doing, rewired many of our brains permanently. to help commemorate this momentous occasion, i humbly submit my own small contribution to the literature: a comparison of the number of times zhoudu made each other bluescreen. behold my extremely scientific handiwork:

as you can clearly see here, president fei is capably in the lead, by over 65%. realistically, however, i think we should congratulate luo-dui for staying on the board at all, especially given the kind of stuff that routinely comes out of feishir's mouth.

to be completely transparent i did not check to see when it's other characters making them dialtone, since lwz also goes speechless more than once at various team members, and i think luo yiguo? but i am also deeply lazy and tbqh i think lwz and p大 would respect that.

ON THIS DAY ZHOUDU INVENTED LOVE, HAPPY MODUIVERSARY

[zhoudadudugongjin]

interact with this post to give li gang a coffee machine

[machidielontheway]

[bladedweaponsandswishycoats]

On This Day... Modu Edition (Part 2)

On this day, like every other day, Tao Ran puts up with so much nonsense, and is in fact hilarious:

*Sorry had to do a second one for this day because this is important

further thought: Modu where Tao Ran is the only human and all the other characters are muppets.

[bladedweaponsandswishycoats]

Modu: On This Day... (May 22)

On this day...the most important character and the main protagonist of Modu was introduced:

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May 21: On This Day...

Modu Edition

On this day...Fei Du received a "love token" of many parking tickets.

[bladedweaponsandswishycoats]

On This Day… (May 20)

Modu Edition

On this day... Fei Du dazzled us (and Zhang Donglai) with his magical girl transformation.

[hunxi-after-hours]

feeling frisky, might start a p大 protagonist handshake chain

[hunxi-after-hours]

Zhou Zishu 🤝 Chang Geng: chronic sleep deprivation

[hunxi-after-hours]

Sheng Lingyuan 🤝 Gu Yun: migraines

[hunxi-after-hours]

Wen Kexing 🤝 Chang Geng: biting 

[hunxi-after-hours]

Luo Wenzhou 🤝 Gu Yun: “surely this infant can’t be flirting with me”

[hunxi-after-hours]

Gan Qing 🤝 Zhou Zishu: just trying to live life on the dl, forcibly adopted by happenstance acquaintances

[hunxi-after-hours]

Jing Beiyuan 🤝 Sheng Lingyuan: would simply like to go back to sleep

[hunxi-after-hours]

Luo Wenzhou 🤝 Yu Lanchuan: will lecture on self-care and also obeying the law at the slightest provocation

[hunxi-after-hours]

Wen Kexing 🤝 Chang Geng: being struck dumb by the magnificence of their love interests going on murder sprees

[hunxi-after-hours]

Luo Wenzhou 🤝 Gu Yun: having a straight best friend/subordinate voiced by 郭浩然 who nags them

[hunxi-after-hours]

Yu Lanchuan 🤝 Gu Yun: just because I wear glasses doesn’t mean I can’t kick your ass

[hunxi-after-hours]

Jing Beiyuan 🤝 Chang Geng: coming out of the closet for political reasons

[hunxi-after-hours]

Xuan Ji 🤝 Lu Bixing 🤝 Chang Geng: simply wants to be a housewife, forced to be a head of state

[hunxi-after-hours]

Yu Lanchuan 🤝 Fei Du: what if we applied money to the problem

[hunxi-after-hours]

Wu Xi  🤝 Sheng Lingyuan: what if we applied murder to the problem

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Yu Lanchuan 🤝 Chang Geng: what if we were passive aggressive about the problem

[hunxi-after-hours]

Sheng Lingyuan 🤝 Lin Jingheng: stone cold bastards

[hunxi-after-hours]

Xuan Ji 🤝 Lu Bixing: the only two who would actually be fun to be friends with

[hunxi-after-hours]

Wen Kexing 🤝 Chang Geng: cannibalism under duress

[hunxi-after-hours]

Sheng Lingyuan 🤝 Zhou Zishu: I know I’m a monster and I’m fine with it

[hunxi-after-hours]

Fei Du 🤝 Chang Geng: I think I’m a monstrosity and I am not okay with it

[ourskiesaboveus]

actually, caesar was stabbed 60 times. it just looked like 23 because, after the tumblr update,

[darkwood-sleddog]

Idk if the change isnt reverted maybe we should take a popular day for activity on tumblr that staff likes to participate in...oh like idk April 1st? and do a tumblr blackout.

[powersuitup]

A very talented friend made script that will help you reblog from OP directly. Doesn't solve all the problems, but makes it easier to find the original post.

Adds a "↺ OP" button that opens the original poster's tumblr post.

[kawareo]

Tumblr is like our elderly dog and when she makes an especially scary cough we apparently think "oh god it's the big one"

[kawareo]

They're trying to kill her. Go send Feedback about the shitass update it's apparently the only place where they sort of listen

[staff]

we fucked up

[besidekick]

Renegade Bindery Exchange 2025: Bind #6 (of 7)

2025 was my second year as a member of @renegadeguild and this time I participated in both the typesetting and bound gift exchanges.

Crimson and Clover (series) by @naamah-beherit

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing | 天官赐福 Pairing: Hua Cheng/Xie Lian Read on Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/series/1370809

I made this typeset as a gift for @bladedweaponsandswishycoats in the Renegade Annual Typeset Exchange and then bound two copies: one for the author and one for me! I had very little experience actually doing hardback bindings, so my copy was where I tested my technique before I did anything on the author's book.

Fun fact: the constellations on the title page and chapter openings are copied from a Tang dynasty star chart.

Typeset in EB Garamond, an open-source implementation of Claude Garamond’s classic sixteenth-century typeface. Title and drop caps are in Amoria by Guna Studio. The dividers and decorative stars are from Flawsome from lucywho.studio.

More images of the inside below the cut

[palehorsemen]

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Renegade Bindery Exchange 2025: Bind #1 (of 7)

2025 was my second year as a member of @renegadeguild and this time I participated in both the typesetting and bound gift exchanges.

culpa (series) by synonemous

This is a non-ghost/non-magic Guardian | 镇魂 AU in which Shen Wei is a serial killer.

I made this typeset as a gift for @bladedweaponsandswishycoats as part of the Renegade Annual Typeset Exchange.

This is a tete-beche binding, meaning if you flip the book backward and upside down you'll be able to read the author's AU of the AU (Inter Alia) as well!

Interior images after the cut

Body text: IM FELL Double Pica Title and decorative text: Nothing Inside and Nothing Inside Flat

This is a romantic thriller so I wanted a look for the typeset that was a little eerie. Really glad I was able to find a title font that was clearly creepy with also just a hint of horniness. If you don't know what I mean don't worry about it.

[bladedweaponsandswishycoats]

Happy Lunar New Year Everybody, do you know what that means?!?!

On This Day… (Lunar New Year’s Eve)

(Modu Edition)

On this day, Luo Wenzhou didn’t come too late.