humain a l'eau

they/them. would die for haruka tenoh

[weloveshortvideos]

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[orbgoddess]

@homoriental

[seeliequeene]

    Where were you 20 years ago? 10 years ago

  When I was new? When I was one of those innocent maidens you always come to?

      How dare you come to me now when I am this

[nerdgasrnz]

FireAlpaca is now COMPLETELY a Paint Tool SAI alternative!

BITMAP WATERCOLOR BRUSHES, Y’ALL!!! Want to make some SAI brushes in FireAlpaca? Check out THIS handy Guide!

Want to make this brush? Just make a perfect circle and save it (I call mine “round”) and use it as the bitmap, and copy the settings above. It works pretty nicely :D

[nerdgasrnz]

aHHHH HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THIS POST START TRENDING?!

UM, WHILE I’M HERE:

Here is where you can download FireAlpaca (it is completely free software)

*If English is not your native language, you can download it in other languages.

Please download from the official FireAlpaca websites, because a friend of mine simply googled FireAlpaca and downloaded from some random site, and she got malware! So PLEASE be careful.

FireAlpaca has a suggestion/bug reporting box on their site so you can request features, or let them know if you’re having any issues! Also FireAlpaca works fantastically on Mac computers! (though I will say the only time FA has crashed on me is when I used a Mac, so PLEASE save your work often)

Also, please visit these tumblrs if you do get into using FireAlpaca:

@everythingfirealpaca @fpacatuto

[cellular-thirst-deactivated2017]

for anyone who wants an alt to Sai. :O

[mcpippypants]

@valynara ! Hey remember when i told you fire alpaca was a good alternative? Check it out its great for mac!

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[bladevdancer-blog]

he hungers....

[terriamon]

When Prompto stops you while driving and asks if you can pull over for a scenic photo

[markantonys]

nowhere did this kindly anon actually say “please make a video of this” and yet

[tehnakki]

I’m fucking dying.

[bladevdancer-blog]

torbjörn on my team: a small man minding his own business

torbjörn on the enemy team: hell gnome

[mskirona]

Beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure. Protect him at all costs.

[soft-butch-cassidy]

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

[thejovianmute]

An exceedingly useful list of lists for writers.

[cursedimagez]

[skajador]

I ‘ V E   G O T   Y O U   I N   M Y   S I G H T S

[orbo-gifs]

[infiniteedge]

[transgambit]

@irlgambit sent this to me and i am currently in hysterics my mind literally cannot comprehend this rn 

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

its him. turbo gambit

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

[opossumprince]

this is what happens right before the “mmm i think i’ll adopt it” part. warning for sudden scream (and horrible voice acting)

[opossumprince]

*nuns glide on floor like they’re sith lords*

highly cursed baby: [unidentified bird noises, pauses in-between to look at the viewer] Yiaah yeeeeiiiiih. ye. iaaaaaaah

nuns: *stare in silence for 3 seconds* HHHOOOAA

nun 1 (british accent): H O L Y M A R Y. I dont know much about children, but., i am Sure. that it’s a SSSSin. to look. upon this.. child

nun 2: thismydearsister is no Chiiild, but a misshapen Ape hh!

nun 1: It,,, is a horror to behold. it, Cant be Chris-tian ??? it should be THRRRRRRROWN. in. to the FFFFFFFIRE;;, im shure.

nun 2: howrightyouaremy sister,,,

IT BELONGS IN A GREAT BIG FFFFFFFFIYAH!;;yee

[garudagay]

BAMF

Bad At Mcfucking Feverything