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[0rdi-deactivated20211118]

Every time infiniteedge reblogs my posts I want to hit him with a giant cartoon mallet.

[pennywords]

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[alexaloraetheris]

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

[toyotasoarer]

mesmerizing muscle 💪

[airplaner]

[bluesturngold]

[emberdothound]

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

me

[liquidstranger]

sold out :/

[silky-selkie]

Don’t make me put your ass in the sealbarrow

[deanky]

Feeling old yet? Breaking Bad ended in the year 1890.

[aflo]

waldrip and jessimer synthesizing laudanum:

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Tomadachi life or whatever

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[kittensnax]

This image appeared in my head and I just started crying

[gaysaulgoodman]

[radatav]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

You ever see a post that just looks like someone swinging an incredibly high resolution bat at an impossibly busty hornet’s nest?

[charlesoberonn]

Two sarcastic divas get into a romantic relationship, knowing it'll be a passionate short affair that is bound to end badly. They make jokes about how awful their impending breakup will be. They're still making those jokes while celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary.

[52catsinatrenchcoat]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

the interpolation on this gif is fucking terrifying, i feel like uncle phil is about to quickly teleport to my house to kill me

[fuelcell]

he’s dash canceling

[sys-aurastella]

[specta-a-deactivated20180419]

Taunt cancel into demon that’s actual tech

[doctorbutler]