"Holy Father" is my fanfic where Shen Yuan transmigrates as Sha Hualing's father! Since she's the "Demon Saintress" I made her father a holy figure in the Sha clan! He's a prophet, and he's hot as fuck. He has cool future vision powers, but his main objective is gonna be to get his toddler to grow up to be a less lethal girl and maybe get a peek at the protagonist when she goes to make a mess on cang qiong...
Have a lil bit of it!
Shen Yuan has fallen asleep at his computer more times than he’d like to admit. It’s never fun to wake up with a drooled-up keyboard and keys embedded into his cheeks, but there’s only so much reading one can do deep into the night before his body decides to press the emergency shutdown button.
That usually happened while reading boring shit, which was weird, because Shen Yuan distinctly remembered reading the finale to Proud Immortal Demon Way and leaving a review… If anything can be said about that hot steaming pile of shit is that it’s not boring at least.
He must be asleep regardless.
“Your Holiness?”
Shen Yuan blinks.
There’s a naked lady in bed with him.
There’s a naked demon lady in bed with him.
What other kind of dream could he ever have expected after reading Proud Immortal Demon Way for a week straight? It’s honestly incredible that it didn’t happen before!
Is he dreaming of being Luo Binghe? That would be so cool– but he can’t really recognize this particular wife if that’s the case, not that it would be too difficult. With over 300 forgettable wives to keep track of and that dumbfuck of Great Master Airplane reusing the same descriptions over and over–
Ah, but the title is also wrong; shouldn’t he be husband? Or Junshang? What’s with this Holiness? At least his dreams should be lore accurate! He didn’t spend half of his waking hours editing the wiki for–
The woman leans in closer, pressing against Shen Yuan’s naked chest, and he jumps back. So far back he falls out of the bed.
The woman yelps and peers over the edge of the bed, “Your Holiness?!”
Shen Yuan truly hopes he’s not dreaming of being Luo Binghe right now. Luo Binghe would never fall out of bed so pathetically!
“I’m alright,” He says,” I just– uhm. Nothing, don’t worry about it.” He stands up and almost gets vertigo from just how tall he is. Or is the bed too low? That seems weird–
There’s a sudden ping. A faint blue window opens up in front of his eyes, conveniently covering the cleavage of the naked lady sitting on the bed in front of him.
[System calibration complete!]
Oh, God. He knows what this is.
[Welcome User02! Account successfully linked to; Sheng Zhe-Jun, Holy Prophet and Saint of the Sha Clan–
Is it really necessary to call him holy saint when his name is literally lord saint?! Shitty and repetitive writing!!
-Father of the wife Sha Hualing! Starting B-point: 100. Weapon: The Chéng Shì Chain!
Avoid the original character’s death and forge a new path for the story ahead!
We wish User02 a good experience! ٩(^ᗜ^ )و ´- ]
Shen Yuan stares at the faint blue window in front of his eyes, then averts his eyes when he realizes that to the woman in front of him, it probably looks like he’s staring intently at her boobs.
What a random fucking role to transmigrate into! Who ever gave a shit about Sha Hualing’s dad? The guy barely lasted a few chapters! Just long enough for Luo Binghe to fuck him up and for Sha Hualing to give him the finishing blow!!! Who would want to trasmigrate into this role?!
System! Hey system, what am I supposed to do?! How do I avoid anything? Give me more instructions! I want a Tutorial!
I cannot stop thinking of a modern AU where Shen Jiu is forced to meet his adopted daughter's (Ning Yingying’s) boyfriend, who turns out to be his hated ex-student Luo Binghe.
They do the whole "Daddy can you pass the salt" nonsense where both of them go for the salt. And Shen Jius never wanted to commit a child abuse more.
He just hopes his other adopted child (Shen Yuan) brings home a nice girl and........ its Luo Binghe again.......
I wonder how often post cannon Binghe remembers Maigu ridge and feels like he deserves to die for what he’s done. Maybe trying to isolate himself from Shen Yuan, maybe actually harming himself. I wonder how often Shen Yuan has had to ask Yue Qingyuan to step in, given he’s the only one physically strong enough to stop Binghe from hurting himself. I wonder if Yue Qingyuan feels any kinship with Binghe through the guilt of hurting Shen Qingqiu. If Liu Qingge is a part of it. Is Binghe ever tempted to leave Shen Yuan with Liu Qingge— the one who fought for him every day for five years and never raised a hand against him after The Change? Even if he tried, I think Liu Qingge would disagree. To him, failing to retrieve the body was tantamount to harm. None of them feel they can protect Shen Qingqiu, or give him what he deserves.
Ended up combining my SY advisor (link) and SY PIDW wife (link) AU's
Where SY is one og Bingge's wives and basically running everything trying to take burden off Bingge. Not that's he's ever noticed. He is full on running the realms while LBH is away. People have to stop themselves slipping up and calling SY emperor/empress.
Bingge doesn't notice and SY is just overlooked constantly he tries not to let it bother him, it's fine he's able to fix for things for Bingge he's busy... it's been years and he hasn't even tried to see him once or notice but it's fine. Really it's fine he's fine.
So what if he's the one running the country, and the one who sits by Bingge's bedside when he does get injured (Only he had to leave for 1 moment to sort out a court issue and in that time Bingge woke up alone and called for one of his other wives to fix the issue because of course he was affected by a papapa plot plant) and so what if when Bingge does walk past him he doesn't even look at him. It's fine, SY is fine...
Only then the Bingmei Vs Bingge extra happens. Bingge is laser focused on getting a kind shizun as his empress...
So to clear harem he starts divorcing wives, including SY.
SY just shattered and it's. OK IT'S NOT FINE HE'S UPSET AND PISSED AND FUCK THIS SHIT.
SY leaves and goes back to wherever the wives family is.
... it doesn't take a week for everything to go to shit.
Advisors and nobles and every member of palace staff is freaking out everything's broken.
Bingge is pulled out of his Shziun focus tasks only to find everything almost on fire and what is happening? why isn't this stuff done? wait he's meant to do this? He's never done this? He doesn't know how to do this?
Cue him having to run realms and figure out how this has just broken whose been doing this before? How much of his job have they been doing? What do you mean it was a wife?
He goes to find wife and finds very upset and unhappy SY who is not coming back and refuses a proposal. Bingge having to woo him and slowly realizing he did have a kind Shziun.
Thinking more what is SY is MBJ relative and their marriage was actually for the alliance.
Not that anyone remembers.
Because SQH forgot. (Intentionally)
He knew any alliance would need to give LBH a wife and so added a distant Mobei cousin. But he FINALLY had reached arc where he could write about his favorite character, so entire marriage was throw away line in middle of epic chapters of fighting (First bit of PIDW he enjoyed writing in ages) it was so forgotten SQH added another marriage at end of arc with the required papapa.
(If SY is character is male could be because SQH was rushing through so much originally put wrong pronoun and no description)
So not only is LBH kingdom in chaos but now MBJ is not showing up because alliance broken. And MBJ has been everything SY was doing and thought LBH had told her and was favoring him giving her responsibilities and just not talking about anything sexual he did like he did with other wives because that is his cousin.
When he finds out truth he is pissed! His SQH is stopping him going to war. SY was basically running everything anyway they deserve it.
Happy mothers day to the unnamed washerwoman who was already poor and still took in an extra mouth to feed because Binghe was homeless. She suffered humiliation at the hands of her employers but still worked hard and denied herself any comfort to save enough money to give Luo Binghe something valuable.
Silkworm farming was traditionally something restricted to women in ancient China. I think Xian Shu Peak would be known for producing high quality silks and textiles.
Qi Qingqi became a peak lord because she's super interested in bugs and she brought several new and interesting silk producing monsters to the sect. If there is any hint of a mission with giant spiders or man eating moths, Xian Shu Peak is the first to volunteer for it. Quite a lot of their peak is dedicated to the various dietary needs of their insects.
People try to soften it by saying butterflies and moths are pretty and delicate, but honestly Qi Qingqi likes all kinds of invertebrates. No one expects the beautiful and refined Qi Qingqi to get big sparkly eyes and start gushing over the acidic hornets that nearly killed their mission group until it happens to them.
(Also it is highly likely that if a man is rude enough to someone on Xian Shu Peak he will wake up with his bed full of centipedes. How deadly the centipedes are depends on how bad the offense was.)
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