Shen Yuan is actually a great cautionary tale abt underestimating the effect your presence has on the ones you care about. You are fucking important. Your good actions matter, and wonât be completely erased by one bad deed. Your life matters. People care about you. They wonât stop caring about you just bc you think they would be justified to. Communicate. Do not kys right in front of your favourite person out of a misguided attempt to cheer them up with your death you fucking idiot I swear to Airplane.
If Binggeyuan were friends with benefits bingge would internally go "no one can find out, I can't have people thinking I'm gay or something" and shen yuan would be picking his pants off the floor as he says "let's not tell anyone about this since we're not actually gay" and Bingge would immediately be so offended?? Hello?? Does shen yuan not want to brag about bagging LUO BINGHE? Why is sy hiding him like he's some dirty little secret he's ashamed of?? Then he'd tell everyone just because shen yuan asked him not to
Can't stop thinking about friends with benefits binggeyuan. Specifically a girl asking to meet Binghe and when Binghe thinks it's gonna be another love confession, she asks him "you're close with shen yuan right? Do you know if he's single?" And Binghe is irritated as FUCK
He goes to shen yuans place and ties him up in bondage and edges him and fucks him into subspace and when shen yuan is completely out of it binghe brings up the girl
Bingge: a girl said she was interested in you today
Shen yuan, feeling so high he can't even hear binghe: mhm
Bingge: you're not interested in her right
Shen yuan closing his eyes: mhmmm
Bingge the next day talking to the girl: sorry I brought it up with him and he didn't really care
Scum Villain modern AU, where Shen Yuan is Xiang Feiâs editor and they always meet up at the same cafe weekly to discussâ a cafe where Binghe just got a job after being kicked out of his foster home as a result of being outed.
He makes Shen Yuanâs order one day, and Shen Yuan mentions to Xiang Fei that the coffee is especially good today, and Xiang Fei says, âduh, gay people are objectively better at making coffee.â Which Shen Yuan thinks is bigoted bullshit, obviously. Clearly the barista was straight! So he marches right up to the counter and asks Binghe âYouâre straight, right?â
Binghe, scared of losing his job and facing another rejection, says he is, and Shen Yuan rubs it in Xiang Feiâs face. Unfortunately, as Shen Yuan seeks out coffee specifically when Binghe is making it, and is so kind and beautiful, Binghe falls in love with him. A probably homophobic guy he told he was straight. Fuck his stupid chud life.
"no beta we die like sqq/sqh" is probably the most accurate form of that meme if you think about it because neither of them would have died if Xiang Fei had just had a fucking beta.
Decided to finally visit my school's mental health clinic about my depression and they prescribed me a cathartic sword duel against this girl with pink hair. I asked if I'd need insurance to help pay for the sword and they said not to worry about it.
meng mo is such a fun character bc he has a pretty clear voice, but we only get just enough of him to be able to speculate in wildly different directions potentially. one scene in particular that i turn over a lot in my mind is when meng mo pulls sqq out of the punishment protocol and is talking to him in the dream realm without lbh. when sqq asks him to show him sj's memories, and meng mo hesitates, offering that it might be better for those things to remain forgotten, like. why did he do that!!!! theres so many directions you could take it, like, off the top of my head,
1) he doesnt want to subject sqq to a potentially traumatizing memory bc theres a non zero chance if lbh found out he would disintegrate him (pragmatic grandpa, wants to live to see retirement)
2) he actually likes sqq (gossipy old men club) enough to not want to show him The Horrors
3) he has subscribed to the cultivation world gossip believing that sqq is so niceys now because he forgot key memories from his past, and believes theres a Very Good Chance that showing sqq those exact memories could make him return to being mean (route A: doting grandpa wants his foolish student's freakass human master to treat him right. route B: second coming of pragmatic grandpa: if sqq returns to bitchery at this crucial junction when lbh is already so fucking unstable it will literally rend the three realms apart and not even he will be safe from That)
4: hes not comfortable with the contents of the dreams themselves (this one is SO fucking fun to consider--he has no qualms with subjecting 14yos to the Worst Memories Embargo, but he has Standards, and exploiting a potential victim's memories of csa for cheap power aint it)
"Holy Father" is my fanfic where Shen Yuan transmigrates as Sha Hualing's father! Since she's the "Demon Saintress" I made her father a holy figure in the Sha clan! He's a prophet, and he's hot as fuck. He has cool future vision powers, but his main objective is gonna be to get his toddler to grow up to be a less lethal girl and maybe get a peek at the protagonist when she goes to make a mess on cang qiong...
Have a lil bit of it!
Shen Yuan has fallen asleep at his computer more times than heâd like to admit. Itâs never fun to wake up with a drooled-up keyboard and keys embedded into his cheeks, but thereâs only so much reading one can do deep into the night before his body decides to press the emergency shutdown button.
That usually happened while reading boring shit, which was weird, because Shen Yuan distinctly remembered reading the finale to Proud Immortal Demon Way and leaving a review⊠If anything can be said about that hot steaming pile of shit is that itâs not boring at least.Â
He must be asleep regardless.Â
âYour Holiness?âÂ
Shen Yuan blinks.Â
Thereâs a naked lady in bed with him.
Thereâs a naked demon lady in bed with him.Â
What other kind of dream could he ever have expected after reading Proud Immortal Demon Way for a week straight? Itâs honestly incredible that it didnât happen before!
Is he dreaming of being Luo Binghe? That would be so coolâ but he canât really recognize this particular wife if thatâs the case, not that it would be too difficult. With over 300 forgettable wives to keep track of and that dumbfuck of Great Master Airplane reusing the same descriptions over and overâ
Ah, but the title is also wrong; shouldnât he be husband? Or Junshang? Whatâs with this Holiness? At least his dreams should be lore accurate! He didnât spend half of his waking hours editing the wiki forâ
The woman leans in closer, pressing against Shen Yuanâs naked chest, and he jumps back. So far back he falls out of the bed.
The woman yelps and peers over the edge of the bed, âYour Holiness?!âÂ
Shen Yuan truly hopes heâs not dreaming of being Luo Binghe right now. Luo Binghe would never fall out of bed so pathetically!
âIâm alright,â He says,â I justâ uhm. Nothing, donât worry about it.â He stands up and almost gets vertigo from just how tall he is. Or is the bed too low? That seems weirdâ
Thereâs a sudden ping. A faint blue window opens up in front of his eyes, conveniently covering the cleavage of the naked lady sitting on the bed in front of him.
[System calibration complete!]
Oh, God. He knows what this is.
[Welcome User02! Account successfully linked to; Sheng Zhe-Jun, Holy Prophet and Saint of the Sha Clanâ
Is it really necessary to call him holy saint when his name is literally lord saint?! Shitty and repetitive writing!!
Shen Yuan stares at the faint blue window in front of his eyes, then averts his eyes when he realizes that to the woman in front of him, it probably looks like heâs staring intently at her boobs. Â
What a random fucking role to transmigrate into! Who ever gave a shit about Sha Hualingâs dad? The guy barely lasted a few chapters! Just long enough for Luo Binghe to fuck him up and for Sha Hualing to give him the finishing blow!!! Who would want to trasmigrate into this role?!
System! Hey system, what am I supposed to do?! How do I avoid anything? Give me more instructions! I want a Tutorial!
I cannot stop thinking of a modern AU where Shen Jiu is forced to meet his adopted daughter's (Ning Yingyingâs) boyfriend, who turns out to be his hated ex-student Luo Binghe.
They do the whole "Daddy can you pass the salt" nonsense where both of them go for the salt. And Shen Jius never wanted to commit a child abuse more.
He just hopes his other adopted child (Shen Yuan) brings home a nice girl and........ its Luo Binghe again.......
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