I Give Myself the Creeps

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text ; logan

logan: I know it's rude to say yikes, but yikes.

blair: It is very rude to say yikes, Hart.

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logan: I don't know babe

blair: listen, I have to believe this because my future spawn will have to deal with this until my death.

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logan: oh you are, you 100% are, but hey, we all gotta be messed up eventually right?

blair: But he doesn't know what's being said so its got to be fine.

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blair: How young is too young for game of thrones?

blair: I have the audiobook playing while I babysit.

blair: The kid is like 9 months but he should be fine, right?

blair: I'm not messing the kid up, right?

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text ; Dadister

Alistair: And how did that go?

Blair: Really well. I mean, what we had was working, but I'm glad they asked me out.

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text ; Dadister

Alistair: Oh, yes. I remember.

Blair: We went out on a proper date the other day.

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Alistair: Which one?

Blair: The non-binary one.

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Alistair: Is that so? With who?

Blair: Remember the person I told you about?

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text ; Dadister

Alistair: Trust me, love, I know. But sometimes everyoneneeds help.

Blair: I know. I just hate it.

Blair: I went on a date. Like a date date with a dinner and everything.

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text ; Dadister

Alistair: You can be an adult and still accept your parent's help.

Blair: I think we all know how much I like asking for help.

Blair: I still have a scar from the time I insisted on building my own bookcase without help.

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text ; Dadister

Alistair: I know, love, but we're your fathers. We're more than happy to assist when needed.

Blair: I knoooooow but I'm trying to be like, a real adult.

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dante-porter‌:

“Oh I’m sure I could, it’s just that I don’t want to.”

“Fine, be boring. But don’t forget the sunscreen. Skin cancer is no joke, Brother Dearest.”

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alistair-porter‌:

“I would argue it very much is, gumdrop.”

“It is not, you’re not that old. people change careers later in life.”

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text ; Dadister

Alistair: Oh don't worry about that, Blair. You know we're always happy to help you out.

Blair: I just don't like... needing help.

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text ; Logan

Logan: Now that I would completely agree with

Blair: When do you want to do it?

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dante-porter‌:

“I don’t need as much sunscreen as you do and I’m not gonna wear a bikini.”

“You do still need sunscreen and I bet you could rock a bikini, Dante. don’t sell yourself short.”

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text ; Logan

Logan: We'll have to go on a real date soon though

Blair: We will, I'm definitely worth showing off.