no excuses -

Alistair Porter forty years old - surgeon - husband - father love is patient,love is kind. ♡

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text ; Dadister

Blair: We went out on a proper date the other day.

Alistair: And how did that go?

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text ; Dadister

Blair: The non-binary one.

Alistair: Oh, yes. I remember.

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text ; Dadister

Blair: Remember the person I told you about?

Alistair: Which one?

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text message - spencer

Spencer: Yes really.

Spencer: I have pictures of them, loads of pictures, they're just not the lock screen

Alistair: Good

Alistair: I love you, Spencer.

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text message - spencer

Spencer: Yeah? Alistair, you're my phones lock screen. Not the kids, not a picture of a beer or my bar. It's you, Because then, even when you're working and I'm working and I feel like we haven't gotten to sit down and talk to each other in forever, I can see your stupid face.

Spencer: Because I love you, and your face and I sure as hell love your body.

Alistair: Really?

Alistair: I love you too.

Alistair: Though you really should have pictures of our children.

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text ; Dadister

Blair: I know. I just hate it.

Blair: I went on a date. Like a date date with a dinner and everything.

Alistair: Is that so? With who?

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text message - spencer

Spencer: Those days will be back, we just have to wait a little longer.

Spencer: Couple months.

Alistair: I suppose I just don't feel attractive to you anymore, Spence.

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text message - spencer

Spencer: We didn't lose anything, our spark is hanging out while we are busy as hell. We have four kids, two careers and a grand-dog.

Spencer: The day I met you I sang a completely stupid song wandering through the halls of the school and I would sing that same stupid song for you today.

Alistair: I know we're busy. I just...miss the days of wandering hands and feeling reckless. I know those are gone - we have children and jobs and lives that we have to keep up with.

Alistair: How long has it been since we've done it in your office?

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text ; Dadister

Blair: I think we all know how much I like asking for help.

Blair: I still have a scar from the time I insisted on building my own bookcase without help.

Alistair: Trust me, love, I know. But sometimes everyoneneeds help.

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text message - spencer

Spencer: Yeah, and you're still hot as hell.

Alistair: I just worry we've lost our spark, Spence.

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text message - spencer

Spencer: Seriously?

Spencer: Al, you're fucking hot. If I wasn't attracted to you I would't have married you.

Alistair: We've been married for a while now.

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text message - spencer

Spencer: You're not wrong. This week is just hard because Liv and Isaac are out

Alistair: We haven't had sex that didn't feel half-hearted in a while, Spencer. And that's if we have sex at all.

Alistair: If you're not sexually attracted to me anymore that's...fine. I just believe I should know.

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text message - spencer

Spencer: I assume it's because of my body.

Alistair: Well I haven't exactly gotten that lately so I wouldn't know.

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text message - spencer

Spencer: He's my emotional support Good Boy.

Alistair: Why did I marry you again?

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roderickjmeeks‌:

“There is plenty of open space we can rent out, it’ll boost the economy out here, I can’t think of a valid reason not to try.”

“I agree completely. Hopefully so does your supervisor.”

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text message - spencer

Alistair: Spencer Porter, you did not really take a DOG to a bar did you?

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text ; Dadister

Blair: I knoooooow but I'm trying to be like, a real adult.

Alistair: You can be an adult and still accept your parent's help.