Don’t flirt with me. I’ll fall in love with you like a starving dog you fed scraps to.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
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Xuebing Du
RMH
YOU ARE THE REASON
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Sade Olutola

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Not today Justin

Andulka
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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Don’t flirt with me. I’ll fall in love with you like a starving dog you fed scraps to.
my mutuals
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
kind of a milf. reblog
I should call her.
accuracy of horror movie titles
Scream: 10/10
they sure did
Get Out: 10/10
he sure did
A Quiet Place: 10/10
it sure is
put those awesome boobs away dude now isn't the time
MILLIONS of faggots make it to Friday every week because of this post!
there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
lady gaga -> napalm death takes a weird detour through epic rap battles of history
This is actually really useful for finding music that’s in between genres that I wouldn’t know to look for.
This has nothing to do with books but it’s COOL
I feel like this could be useful for trying to slowly pull yourself away from your depression music to something more uplifting without it being jarring…
Link above is broken, so here:
I’m happy to report that this playlist includes both Steam Powered Giraffe and Jon Lajoie.
Ez egész jó játék
de jó! :D
But consider: I know where my friend’s mouth has been, with a stranger I have plausible deniability.
the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this
not again
Széchenyi István 1825-ben felajánlotta birtokainak egyéves jövedelmét egy Magyar Tudós Társaság megalapítására ti meg egy szál cigit nem tudtok adni kutyák
Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo
Art grad student answer: it's the contrapposto.
This is a counterbalanced pose where the weight is rested on one leg and the hips and shoulders are tilted in opposite directions. It emphasizes the curves of the body.
Cuntrapposto.
i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried
artistic rendition
i fucking wish i had a way to prove this but a) passing around nudes is wrong even when its a 40 year old nudist shark freak and b) he unsent the messages bc my silence made him nervous ig. wish he was instead nervous about sharks around his panenis but im not his dad
btw another pic in the set he sent me was essentially the same photo but the shark was a fishing spear and his penis was erect this time. do you think he meant it as a metaphor thats kind of poignant symbolism
he looked almost regal in a florida man way
actually fuck do you guys think i ghosted Poseidon on grindr be honest its hurricane season and im on the gulf i mean did you SEE what that guy did to odysseus
"he looked almost regal in a florida man way"
Hogy is írta itt valaki?
Van remény aggodalomra
elég szarul néz ki (hál'istennek)
amíg lélegzik, addig nem elég szarul néz ki.
De mára simán kinéz egy fitt nyolcvanasnak.
Európa-szerte ünnepségek lesznek a temetése napján.
Az tuti, hogy aznap este nem leszek szomjas, és a erkélyen fogok Hétköznapi Csalódások és Aurora dalokat énekelni😃
fú bazdmeg