[bisexualwario]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

No.

[ace-pervert]

yes

[itscoldinwonderland]

YES

[yourownpetard]

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

[baeddlam]

[blandgravy]

[itsthemink]

[blandgravy]

dick’s all weird now. it’s cool

[ferronickel]

[ae-ross]

remember: you have beaten your worst days.

[blandgravy]

big RIP to JM-7

[theyareawesomeasfuck]

Drunk Kota is just incredible. (Pics found on Twitter)

[desuchine]

[blandgravy]

it’s 2018 and chuck taylor is my favorite wrestler

[yermemeblog]

THICC BOIIII SQUAD

[pryderi]

Baal just lost 9.2M followers in 7 mins for posting a photo of him sacrificing little kids💀

[buddhausen]

Here it is, the very first episode of #SmackingTalk.

[blandgravy]

WWE has no idea what they have in either of these two... still today in 2018

[kud-lucas]

[blandgravy]

god bless bryan

[clickholeofficial]

Absolutely Perfect: The San Diego Zoo Just Totally Stuck It To Donald Trump By Putting An Orange Wig On A Giraffe And Blowing It Up With Dynamite

If you want your daily dose of awesome, look no further, because a few brave heroes have just struck a blow for democracy and freedom! Earlier this morning, the San Diego Zoo completely stuck it to Donald Trump by putting an orange wig on one of their giraffes and blowing it up with dynamite!

Take that, Commander In Cheeto!

The San Diego Zoo’s absolutely perfect takedown of America’s first orange president took place in its giraffe habitat at the beginning of peak visiting hours, when zoo officials led a 2,600-pound male giraffe into the middle of the enclosure while “Hail To The Chief” played over the loudspeaker. The giraffe was wearing a bright orange wig that looked exactly like the disastrous comb-over that You Know Who likes to pretend nobody notices. Zoo officials then strapped 600 pounds of TNT to the giraffe, lit the fuse, and watched as the giraffe exploded into a shower of viscera that you just know The Donald could not have been happy about!

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[kimyadawson]

Even if saying “blew a little load” live on The View, after they said I couldn’t say “shook a little turd”, was the only remarkable thing I did in my whole lifetime (as you can tell by Adam’s reaction even he didn’t see it coming) I’d still be pretty proud of myself.

Sometimes I forgot but I’m pretty alright.

[louis-tomlinsoncom-deactivated2]

Joe Biden is the only old white man we can trust.

[blandgravy]

You can’t trust Joe Biden...

[exeggutor-deactivated20171218]

mario shows no motivation.  mario is a reflection of his environment, oftentimes literally.  mario has no stakes in his adventures and no real reason to be there at all other than the fact that its what he does

luigi has clear personality differentiating him from his blank slate brother.  luigi has purpose in his adventures, luigi has flaws where mario has none, bringing him to 3 dimensions more than any graphical engine can do for his brother

wario has more motivation than all characters in their universe.  wario is simple but driven.  his personality is finely crafted to the point that any gameplay mechanic that forces him out of character feels unnatural.

waluigi does not allow himself to be the pawn of circumstance.  waluigi serves no master but his own whim.  waluigi doesn’t want to go-cart this game?  waluigi won’t go-cart this game.

donkey kong loves bananas

[noppokun]