Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time

Kikei Watanabe || Fenrir || Closed Rp Blog

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thegermanshephrd:

“Hate is a strong word.”

“Would you prefer ‘strongly dislike’?”

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thegermanshephrd:

“Why not?”

“Because I was pretty sure you hate me.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“Are you surprise?”

“I was starting to think you would never do that.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“That’s a good skill to know.”

“Are you...are you complimenting me?”

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thegermanshephrd:

“You sound like you speak from experience.

“I’ll have you know I can now tell the make and model of most unmarked vans from the inside.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“You are too old for that.”

“You’re never too old to be thrown into an unmarked van.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“If that’s what you want, then get in my car.”

“And this, children, is how kidnappings start, but why the hell not? Which one’s yours?”

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thegermanshephrd:

“You are asking me what I do for fun?”

“If you want to put it the way that makes sense, then yes. Take me around, show me the town.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“A map of what?”

“How to do fun right and where to go.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“I didn’t say that. I’m just saying it is not mine.”

“Maybe you should just draw me a map or something.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“Why should I?”

“Because you keep telling me my version is wrong. How am I ever going to know what’s right?”

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thegermanshephrd: 

“I have fun, but not on the way you do.”

“Then show me how you have fun.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“That was a joke and I just don’t want to do it now.”

“Don’t you know how to have fun at all? It’s mean to get people’s hopes up like that.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“Never.”

“You said you would try. How can you do that when you never do?”

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thegermanshephrd: 

“Because I don’t want to right now.”

“What better time is there than now?”

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thegermanshephrd:

“I did not mean now.”

“Then when did you mean? And don’t give some stupid, vague answer.”

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thegermanshephrd:

“Hell no!”

“Why? You said you’d do it.”