being a gay tranny means that every ~6 months women who are both beautiful and kind will start talking about a new show and every other tranny who isn't you has already seen it and loves it and it's called like Goobgort's Veterinary Hospital of Friendship and it's about a bunch of sick animals who are friends but also they have problems and big emotions and hurt eachother too if you can imagine that and there's a mean human nurse who's like your abusive mother and it has the most visually unappealing animation you've ever seen in your life but one of the sick dogs is actually transgender you see and the girls will tell you it "changed their life" and if you say that it doesn't really seem like your kind of thing they WILL cry so you just keep your head down and wait for the next trendy thing to take its place and one day a couple of years later you're blowing some 24 year old while a poster of the transgender dog who has cancer or perhaps some sort of blood disease looks down on you smugly
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