♤ THE FBI'S MOST UNWANTED ♡

"Nothing happens in contradiction to nature, only in contradiction to what we know of it. And that's a place to start. That's where the hope is." MY BUGSSS THEY ARE MY BUGS MY WITTLE BUGS

[mushyooms]

“Perhaps it is the only way humans can be gods. We achieve immortality not through ambrosia and ichor but through history and reputation.” Stephen Fry, Troy

[orthoscheme]

*Holding out my hand in a peace sign* You can't spell execute without cute! *In my other hand drags a long gnarled blade scraping loudly against the stone*

[chamomileblues]

a kiss at your fathers doorstep

[cryptotheism]

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

[cordspaghetti]

LEARNING FROM THE BEST

[wholesome-animal-images]

[lonestatus]

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

[theswisscheeserag]

“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

[furiosa-femininst]

Happy Pride

[saucefunk]

walking my turtle

[luxlightly]

The idea of two people having sex and it creating another, smaller person who has a combination of their traits sounds like it was made up for fan fiction but alas I've heard tale that it's really happened

[rottingfaerieteeth]

[grimvagary]

I hope the Pope takes video of himself passive-aggressively updating the giant "Days Since Last Schism" from "12,772" to "0".

[tattahitotsunosaetayarikata-dea]

my upward spiral

[a-book-of-creatures]

tornado 🌪

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[probuccalfat]

these women did wonders for the “i’m single and i like it that way” community… i’m having a sexy ass life!

[brandedtofilm]

Le testament d'Orphée | Director : Jean Cocteau