anyone x cady truther

art blog in theory. homo(phobic) loserdom in practice.

[blankvort]

welcome to blankvort.

i have a passion for niche middle grade/young adult literature, a premature diagnosis of carpal tunnel syndrome, and a big lesbian crush on danielle wade. only god knows what i'm doing here. too bad we've killed him. find my fanart @ #my art

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BARKING N WAGGING MY TAIL

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MINUS THAT PART WITH THE KNIFE!!!

this song is going triple platinum in my house thank you em beihold for one of theee regret songs of all time. on that note who’s going to write music video brutus x music video caesar they’re literally with each other in every universe

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sorry for dying btw i learned that danielle wade is following the official sour patch kids instagram but not me

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Why should Caesar 🫅 get to stomp 👣 around like a GIANT 🗿 while the rest of us 👫 are trying not to get smushed by his BIG FEET 🦶!? What's so great 🔝 about Caesar 🫅, huh? Brutus 💁 is just as cute ✨ as Caesar 🫅, Brutus 💁 is just as smart 🧠 as Caesar 🫅, people 👫 totally like 👍 Brutus 💁 just as much as they like Caesar 🫅 and when did it become okay for one person 🧍‍♂️to be the boss 👑 of everybody 👫, huh?! Because that's not ❌❌ what Rome is about we should totally JUST STAB 🗡️🗡️!! CAESAR 🫅🫅!!

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Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

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me and who

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pictured: janis raising her ya ya ya at her second vaguely homoerotic best friend/worst enemy. what will happen to the third. watch mean girls 2044 to find out

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damian can be either party depending on the time of day and whether or not he’s had his bi-hourly listen to anything goes

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finally listening to the entirety of npmd. ok fine maybe i get why you’re married mr branner

[sexycornenthusiast]

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cherished tumblr user sexycornenthusiast what is peg even about 😭

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NEVER KILL YOURSELF

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ok wait thinking about one-sided cassinona but like. from the opposite direction than what you'd expect.

imagine you're a rich, beautiful, smart, and confident woman with pretty much everything going for you, and your rival/embarrassing crush is a goofy gamer girl who regularly uses the phrase "sussy baka", and somehow SHE'S the one who won't give YOU the time of day in this scenario. if that were me, this is the point where i would start digging my grave.

i want wenona to catch feelings and have it be the worst thing that's ever happened to her. i want it to keep her up at night. i want her hunched over her desk muttering "why did it have to be her? " while ulysses awkwardly pats her shoulder

[tarrarre]

Just blocked someone for having "i love my bf" in bio. Enough of this nonsense

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happy birthday to blankvort the blog. some fun facts about blankvort the person to celebrate

i lived in australia for a couple of years when i was a kid and still sort of sound like it so feel free to read all my posts in steve irwin's voice i'd be honoured

the first play i watched was this weird hansel and gretel edutainment show where they threw lollipops at the audience. i missed half the show because i thought my nose had been broken by the lollipop i'd gotten (my nose was fine) but when i came back the witch was asking the audience if we wanted hansel and gretel to be eaten. i told everyone to shut up so they wouldn't be eaten. they didn't listen. the witch threatened to eat them if they didn't shut up. such began blankvort's career of smartassery

the first musical i watched was a shrek the musical proshot that i just kept replaying on my ipad (yes i was an ipad kid no i do not cough like that) even when i'd memorised every line. i don't remember a single song anymore maybe i should revisit that phase of my life

the first play i was in was a really short nativity play we had to do for school. i played a bale of hay in the manger. my costume was most certainly not a sensory dream and i had to crawl everywhere because while my top looked sort of like hay i was just wearing the school skirt underneath

the first musical i was in was annie. i played orphan #7 and the only time i danced or sung at all was hard knock life. by dancing i mean i scrubbed the floor really hard for most of the song using a pool towel and got kicked flat on the buttocks by miss hannigan during the chorus. it was very fun

i first fell in love with mean girls around its 2018 broadway rise after seeing a bunch of animatics. i tried to make a stop motion animatic in my notebook but a teacher saw it and told me to stop drawing women with boobs. thank you mrs lucas for making me the boob drawer i am today

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ok so if you call a fictional man babygirl it’s fine, but if i call a fictional woman my sopping wet pathetic malewife boytoy husband,

[vamplrebella]

autistic for autistic gelphie. spread the word.