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hiya! i’m ezzy (she/they) and i’m 24. broadway and mean girls enthusiast, insomniac, lover of chocolate milk. i write things from time to time, also. enjoy your stay.

[maybeimamuppet]

hello and welcome!

REQUESTS ARE TEMPORARILY CLOSED

hi! thanks for checking out this blog!! i'm maybeimamuppet, or ezzy. here's some information about requests and such :D

first off, please pay a quick visit to my carrd for information about rules and ships i'm willing/unwilling to write for. everything you'll need is under the 'requests' tab. i'd put it here but i'd like to keep this short and frankly cannot be bothered to re-type everything. so, check that out!!

now, for the information specific to tumblr: please PM ME with your requests. it's the best way to guarantee i get it, and the message stays there to allow me to look back for details while i write. i will send a message back to confirm that i've seen it that will say if i'm willing to take it or not. and, when the chapter is published, i will tag you here with the user that you've sent the message with. if you'd like me to tag you as something different or anywhere else (wattpad, ao3) please specify that in the message!! and the same if you'd like to be anonymous. if you want to be anonymous from me, you can leave an anon ask, but please be available to answer my questions and be aware that everyone will be able to see your idea before i get to work on it :)))

and here's some other places to find/support me!!

wattpad

ao3

ko-fi

enjoy your stay and thank you for your support!!

lots of love, ezzy <3

(also, avatar creds to @/theamazingrain on instagram!!)

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜

[godlessondheimite]

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[loveridden1999]

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

[xalatath]

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

[fiddleheadfinn]

Queer Resilience Series, watercolor
“We Are Resilient / We Are Persistent / We Are Everywhere”

[wind-and-cloud]

Image description : three water colour illustrations of plants. The first is of an nettle, with text that reads “we are resilient”. The second is of a blackberry vine with leaves, flowers and fruit, with text that reads “we are persistent“. The third is of a dandelion plant with two yellow flowers, with text that reads “we are everywhere”. /end ID

[artandbeauty71]

my moots' hyperfixations are my hyperfixations-in-law btw

[theinternetarchive]

I like my blog I made it for myself

[kateammann]

Happy Pride Month!!! 🌈💕🌼✨

[nondelphic]

unfortunately my story needs a middle. i personally think this is excessive

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[genderoutlaws]

Vintage advertisement for Alex In Wonderland, a gay bar in New York City | c. 1984

[musiicpix3l]

Yes yes i know love is love. But they are still killing CHILDREN. over this.

[crabussy]

trans women and trans men and nonbinary people and everyone else being friends and holding each other close and falling in love and thinking of each other. I'm making this my future. let's all be okay together

[punkrock-bottom]

Nothing pulls me out of a depression spiral faster than seeing a friend going through a hard time. Motherfucker I will be there for you even if it kills me