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peace and love on earth

dot villain era

Across the Spiderverse really said “THE ENTIRE MULTIVERSE WOULD BE SAVED IF ALL COPS QUIT THEIR JOBS RIGHT NOW” and that’s why they’re better than the mcu

chicohungers24-7

Okay but making "a police captain they're close to HAS to die" was so stupid. Like I know they need it for plot but. But look at that fucking dinosaur. Did that dinosaur have a cop friend.

tchaikovskaya

zeraphiimm

i want to watch the sponge bob square pants movie

fairy-wren

house martin gathering mud

(photos by m.geven)

advosart

paddlin’

(from Twitter, 21 Oct 2022)

beidak-art

Commission for halloumicheese/DA

katco-cereal

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...

bettedavisgf

want to cry for real

omghotmemes

somethingusefulfromflorida

im-a-goat-in-disguise

The way the machine pauses like “should I do this?” before it draws the circle

bluethealpha

You can’t forget this one either

yrfriendliz

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

tinseltownturkey-deactivated202

this is the kind of content i came here for

loving-women-is-rad

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

branewurms

what the fuck

astercrash

I admit I don’t know how a child’s brain works but as an adult the greatest sign of respect I feel capable of giving a child is to act as if they are prophesized to destroy me when they come of age.

the-quasar-hero

Never ask a girl if she wants to become a werewolf because she’s always going to say yes because girls love tearing things apart with their teeth and ripping people to shreds with their claws, it’s a foregone conclusion, an immutable fact of our universe really when ya think about it.