Bro, Ashley's Here

“Eye contact is way more intimate than words will ever be." 人間は地球の癌である。

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[thehellofitall-deactivated20210]

[coolguyhat]

American school system

[lemonzesti]

[jjeongukks]

Rude ©

[brianttran-deactivated20120224]

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

[ovod0se]

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

[whatgracelikes-deactivated20190]

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

[ameriagrae]

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

[larryismyhallelujah-blog]

goddamn it

[lollie-pond-deactivated20150728]

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

[steampoweredplayer]

Koop

[twirliest]

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

[nathanvj]

1.4 almost ps not risking it

[queenprotein-deactivated2016012]

Fuck this post

[irosefromthedead-deactivated201]

I am sorry…

[jessesthoughtsandmore-deactivat]

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

[yess-dadddy-deactivated20170430]

Hell no.

[letmeseeyourdicks]

Sorry

[atechnicalmanual]

Y'all really got a porn blog out here doin it.

[stalkerazzi365]

I couldn’t live with myself if something happened to my Mom lol

[ricanass]

I second my husband’s emotion! Lol

[flannel-beards-bikes]

This is supposed to be a porn blog but NO

[playtime-and-pastels-blog]

Scrolled past but got paranoid

[woweewlw]

y

[myfriesarewet]

I was going to ignore this

[rubberupandmakeitstarker]

GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS POST

[bottomphiwip]

porn blogs care about their moms

[hiya-whats-up]

It’s not worth the risk

[batdashcrew]

NOT MY MUMA!!!!!!!

[c-ernunnos]

Are you lagging bro?

Me:

[realitytvshow]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

me trying to get fit

[mrsrjr]

[wnq-music]

And when she needs to shelter from reality she takes a dip in my daydreams.

Arctic Monkeys, “Arabella,” Album: AM (2013)

[yccnseok-archive-deactivated202]

smiley cuties ♡

[p-ortraits]

[realitytvgifs]

[hissmetaylor]

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

[mytimeisnevertoday]

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

[cloudcuckoolander527]

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

[hipster-trichster]

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

[amerabu]

[overcalm]

The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7

[onsokku]

[regalasfuck]

you can really tell when people lose that spark for you

[stardustidle-deactivated2018041]

i wanna be famous like flo rida. What do you know about his personal life? nothing. Is he in tabloids? no. he just drops a banging song every year and fades from existence. that’s what i want