#NotDead

Jackson. 21. M. Westland, MI

[shittylifeprotips]

SLPT: how to be “productive”

[lambily-deactivated20200702]

[moonwatcher13]

As someone who ran track and cross country for 4 years in high school, this always fucking mystified me the most out of all the insane shit PE had us do.

Track and field club taught all new runners how to properly warm up, stretch, pace, etc. Its a process, and doing it properly takes 15-20 minutes to make sure your body is ready so you dont hurt yourself.

PE didnt do jack shit, they just said "go run a mile" so 70% of the fucking kids sprinted flat out the first lap and basically walked the other 3. Multiple people did it in boots or tennis shoes. I'm amazed more of them didnt pull a muscle or worse in the process.

I dont know what the purpose of PE was, but it sure as shit wasnt proper exercise. And I think a lot of people suffered for that. If they spent the time teaching us about the importance of physical health, proper nutrition, how to safely stretch/exercise, etc, we would all be better off now.

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[needlepointcursewords]

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

[catasters]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

New meme format

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I guess I have to do everything myself 

[catchymemes]

[wessasaurus-rex]

This is actually such a relief.

[paxamericana]

[catgirl-kaiju]

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[kinkshamerphobe666]

This… we cant let this feel normal. We have to acknowledge the absurdity of this constantly

[babyorangegf-deactivated2020062]

king

[unyanizedcatboys]

this guy knows what he’s about

[neontacos]

[mythoflight]

[justcatposts]

so happy this video exists

[unclefather]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[amy-santiagos]

[lynati]

[jazzybot4]

PREACH

[pyroteknich]

Let’s be real. If little girls’ knees, shoulders, and clavicles are a problem for male teachers, you don’t have a dress code issue. You have a pedophile issue.

[tamagotchihelpline]

Y. E. S.

[prokopetz]

My love language is demonstrating how well I know you by forwarding you shit that will annoy you terribly.

[mtndewbajablast]

[mtndewbajablast]

[swagintherain]

[transpeterafterdark]

[transpeterafterdark]

[cantdewwrite]

The dress he’s referring to. 😍

[ilyone]

A) This look is fabulous

B) Robe is just the French word for dress and that makes me laugh every time. Like sure, if calling it a dress in French makes you feel better wearing it… XD

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

That’s a beautiful dress, he looks very stylish and professional!

[killerchickadee]

The first time I saw a picture of him in this dress I actually gasped. He looks phenomenal.