The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.
yeah okay, ill reblog that!
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The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.
yeah okay, ill reblog that!
i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species
it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that
May I offer to you,
I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative
I hope the "What if Disco Elysium was about a witch finding her cat in the mountains" post never leaves the gaming discourse vernacular. It will never not be funny to me bc it's got all the Gamer Entitlement™ levels of CoD bros throwing hissy fits about "woke" shit but instead of being couched in far right reactionism it's the exact kind of "Kingdom of Conscience" style liberal outrage at anything with conviction and beliefs that DE waxed on about. Like even chuds who get mad that the game calls you out for being racist interact with the themes of DE better and understand them more than Cat Lady did.
Trying to comprehend this post shuts down my frontal lobe.
You need the context of these two tweets
#also I feel like disco elysium is a great example of a game’s mechanics supporting the story#if it was a cute story about a witch instead what purpose do the internal voices serve?#is this witch suffering an identity crisis due to decades spent policing a war torn and divided country?#what does she have to argue with herself over?#if you remove the setting of disco elysium it ceases to be disco elysium#if you remove the conflict then dico elysium no longer has a reason to be#what purpose will its mechanics serve in a story without not only politics but sysemic inequality and corruption?#if you want to play a young witch having cute adventures play little witch in the woods#if you want to make disco elysium with a woman mc then make it about kamila harris or smth#but you can’t have a pure player character in a story like that. you can’t examine#the world without examining yourself (via @overcaffeinated-aro)
in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!
Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made
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Perhaps the world of 2044 will be as different from ours as 1979 now seems from our present time. But let us also echo this wish into the future— may they have peace and happiness.
every time i start to feel cringe for being too deep in the hyperfixation i remember the intense depression i have waded through and have to remind myself that enjoyment is fleeting (so grab it with both hands), and life is for loving (so hold that love close), and if anyone thinks i’m cringe they must not be having a very good time (and i hope they can find a good time soon).
The creator of these images is Matt Bernstein, one of my favorite educators online -- he makes incredibly clear, forceful collections of information like this one. He's queer, has fantastic nails, and has done a lot of education recently from his perspective as a Jewish person on why supporting Palestine is so important. Here's a link to this post, which he created for World AIDS Day on 12/1/23.
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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
i say this every year but tumblr didn’t start doing april fools’ gimmicks until 2014. one year previous, April 1st, 2013, was a certain Incident that i am CONVINCED caused @staff to think “we have to make an april fools’ theme ourselves, because if left to their own devices, they’ll do… That”
*heavy southern accent*: terfs aint got no friends
So this is what would happen if I could click kudos more than once