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I think one of the benefits of me being kinda stupid and having a hard time reading huge walls of text is that I don’t fall for rants by shitty people

Like I’ll see a huge ass post from some TERF or Radfem account which basically boils down to “Trans people aren’t real and deserve to be hate crimed shut up shut up shut up” and I just go

“Okay but, trans people are cool :)” and move on with my life lmao

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Sorry TERFS my brain only has room for all the love I have for my Trans friends!

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When you sort of gain a new brother, but he comes with an annoying lordling attached

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Just a little head canon I had, because this whole story of KCD1 plays within two or so months, so nobody can tell me they might not be impressed by how fast Henry learned so many thing at once. Of course Bernard would never admit it directly to that little peasant, lol.

Also Hans is already head over heels for Henry. ;) He knew Henry wouldn't let him hanging when he asked him to participate in the tourney.

Additionally - not sure, if this has already been discussed somewhere and I didn't realise the first time I played it, but - when I later read somewhere that Hans gave Henry golden spurs as a reward when you win the tourney within his quest, I was like "wait a sec" and started to check some sources, because...

Golden spurs were a sign of knighthood and were usually given to a man after he had been knighted. And technically only actual knights were considered to wear them. Sooooo not sure if this was intentional of Warhorse and how far this was common practice in Bohemia at that time, but if Hans gave Henry those spurs after he won the tourney fully aware of their meaning, it would imply that Hans acknowledged Henry as knight - even if it's just unofficially, as he doesn't have the necessary authority, since Henry is not noble, and only the king could knight a non-noble. Feel free to educate me on this part, but it still is now canon for me that Henry is Hans' "knight in shining armour" and he wanted to express it this way. 😄

In short: For everyone who screamed "Henry should've been knighted!!" ⬆️ Hans wanted to.