The Lions Roar

James Hook // 22 // Junior in College “The lion cannot protect himself from traps, and the fox cannot defend himself from wolves. One must therefore be a fox to recognize traps, and a lion to frighten wolves.” --niccolo machiavelli

[dontstopthehop]

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

Nobody says poppycock, therefore I am not going to listen.

[wil-robinson-deactivated2019101]

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

We all... Have our hobbies, I suppose... Even some that are entirely time wasting...

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

…Depends on what they’re saying.

[listento-helga-deactivated20140]

I think you know what I’m talking about. I mean, really? That’s so embarrassing.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

Well it's not like they were helping and I think my reaction to the situation was entirely rational.

[zeroburton]

Well of course. It’s our wedding after all. They would be out of a job with out us.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

That makes sense… Then yeah, we should do that… We aren’t inviting a lot of people are we?

[zeroburton]

Well I mean, the Nightmares have to be there. And Dodger. And Hopper. And I guess their plus ones if they have any. And maybe Nibs? And whomever you want there, too, of course.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to at least invite my parents...

[zeroburton]

Well of course. It’s our wedding after all. They would be out of a job with out us.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

That makes sense... Then yeah, we should do that... We aren't inviting a lot of people are we?

[zeroburton]

Like a wedding planner? I mean… It may make it easier on us to have someone with experience do this…. But I dunno. What do you think?

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

And we could still help them, right?

[zeroburton]

You can stand there and look pretty. -Smiles and kisses him.- I’m kidding love. You could help with the venue and the cake and the food and things like that.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

Alright, alright, should we make a list? Or just hire someone to do it for us?

[lockieklein]

If you close your eyes and believe it is, it is. 

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

Pretty sure that's not how it works, thank you for the suggestion though.

[lockieklein]

No, look over there, that’s clearly blue shit that’s either sky or some sort of fuckin’ acidic blue cloud. 

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

That is not blue.

[nickjj1x1]

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

So much goddamn pollution you can't even see the sky...

[listento-helga-deactivated20140]

Is it true what they say about you? Because if yes, that’d be hilarious.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

...Depends on what they're saying.

[zeroburton]

Well I mean, invitations shouldn’t be too hard! And I’m sure the nightmares will help! I already know Oogie’s going to be my maid of honor and Jack’s going to walk me down the aisle.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

And I could... Well I... I actually have no idea what i can do.

[zeroburton]

Nothing really. -Fiddles with her ring, smiling.- Just how much I love you. What about you?

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

You. Do you even know how to go about planning a wedding?

[zeroburton]

Well… No. I’ve never been married. But it couldn’t be too hard, right? I mean it’s just food, and invitations, and decorations, and music, and venue, and christ that’s actually a lot of stuff….

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

....Holy shit we have a lot to do.

[zeroburton]

Nothing really. -Fiddles with her ring, smiling.- Just how much I love you. What about you?

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

You. Do you even know how to go about planning a wedding?

[dontstopthehop]

You owe me a drink.

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

How do you figure?

[a-spastic-piece-of-kelp-blog]

"I’m sorry, were you talking to me?"

[blasted-captain-hook-blog]

No.