[blastitihateflying]

Obi-Wan does drink. He doesn't indulge in too much alcohol to get drunk, yet he enjoys the taste of alcohol every once in a while.

[blastitihateflying]

(Obi-Wan bows to the man)

The senator's chambers are this way. I will be your escort during your stay on Coruscant.

[looktotheants-a]

      Excuse me?

[blastitihateflying]

(Obi-Wan motions to the device in Hank's hand)

I assume it is your creation. The way you handle is gives it away. My former Padawan held his inventions better than a lightsaber.

[thwipsandquips]

Well, hey, I have a family to protect. I like them alive!

[blastitihateflying]

Hiding behind a mask doesn't protect them. 

[ladybugmelinda-deactivated20171]

What’s a hyperdrive?

[ She laughed and smiled then. Unable to help herself, Melinda gave a mock curtsy with the image of sweeping skirts before continuing. ]

I’m pleased to hear that someone is. Though I feel I’m more at your service today. What’s a Jedi?

[blastitihateflying]

A propulsion system that allows vessels to enter into hyperspace. My former Padawan is better at explaining the components of a starship.

(Obi-Wan smiles when she laughs.)

Jedi is the peacekeepers of the galaxy, m'lady. 

[boredwithdolls]

… What? 

[blastitihateflying]

Coruscant. I can assume you haven't heard of it.

[blastitihateflying]

ps. my email is: obiwangblastit

[blastitihateflying]

Your work is quite impressive. A little out of date, but you can't tell by looking at it.

[boredwithdolls]

… It’s not a real war. You’re from a movie. 

[blastitihateflying]

No, m'lady, I'm from Coruscant.

[boredwithdolls]

No, no, it’s great! She’ll be crazy excited.

[blastitihateflying]

(He frowns slightly.)

Wars are not games, m'lady.

[ladybugmelinda-deactivated20171]

[ She struggled to hold a smile of amusement at bay. ]

Mexico is like a 2 day drive from here. Where are you from, anyway? For that matter, what’s your name? I’m Melinda.

[blastitihateflying]

Hm. Even with a hyperdrive?--

Coruscant, where all Jedi hail from. As for my name--

(He stops and bows gracefully to the young lady.)

Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi, at your service.

[boredwithdolls]

She’s a huge fan of Star Wars!

[blastitihateflying]

That's grim.

[blastitihateflying]

Star Wars, obvs.

Push off a cliff - all those Imperial douche bags and Xanatos

Kiss - Obi-Wan, Padme, Leia, Qui-Gon—just every good person, even the ewoks and Twi’Leks and Mission

Marry - Obi-Wan, Mission.

Set on fire - All those siths that attack you everywhere in KOTOR.

Wrap a blanket around - Darth Maul, just so see him react. Also Anakin and Ahsoka

Be roommates with - FUCKING OBI-WAN and Luke and Mission

[leightaylorwrites]

Give me a fandom and I'll tell you which characters I would

[blastitihateflying]

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on fire

Wrap a blanket around

Be roommates with

[boredwithdolls]

… Carol’s gonna freak.

[blastitihateflying]

I beg your pardon?

[ladybugmelinda-deactivated20171]

It’s — never mind.

[ She really didn’t have anything better to do than show a crazy guy around. She beckoned with a hand for him to follow her in a stroll. ]

I’ll show you the museum, we’re not too far away. As to a cantina, I think the nearest one is in Mexico. I can you show you a bar though.

[blastitihateflying]

(Obi-Wan nods his head and begins to follow the young girl, listening to her words attentively)

How far is Mexico? 

[thwipsandquips]

To look snazzy. 

No, to protect my identity and, to an extent, protect my body.

[blastitihateflying]

It is, very snazzy. (Obi-Wan smiles)

Your identity? I don't see the purpose in that.