brody x king

[blauvelt]

tl;dr?

brody king. born nathan blauvelt. goes by brody or nate, depending on the friendship level. 03-17-87 (36 yrs old). born and raised in van nuys, california, where he currently resides. works for all elite wrestling, ¼ of house of black. also a musician, fronting god’s hate on vocals. currently divorced but remains close with his ex to co-parent their children. straight edge and probably always the dd. despite appearances, brody is a man full of heart and wears his heart on his sleeve; a big teddy bear, though protective of those who he loves. he’s sexually fluid, still in pursuit himself and an advocate for all safe forms love. 🏳️‍🌈 lastly, he will always be a loud voice for the oppressed.

this is brody written by kena. he’s open to friendship plots right now as i prefer any form of romantic ones as something chemistry based, not forced. my dm’s are always open and ic / ooc discord on request.

[coquinainclutch-deactivated2024]

I’ve officially spent the last 6 hours installing and eventually playing Class of 81’ Deluxe Miss PacMan Arcade Machine with 12 classic games. This is the part where I say I’m better than you but since that was what your former AEW World Heavyweight Champion used to say all the time, I’d say with this arcade machine that I’m damn near it.

[blauvelt]

i can take ya with one arm behind my back!

[hayterqueen]

the secret to a long life is apparently don’t die, don’t get married, have a lot of sex and eat a lot of chocolate.

[blauvelt]

oh man. i'm divorced! i'm gonna die faster.

[hcngman]

Ok, everybody be real with me here because I sure ain't takin' Swerve's word for it. Is my 'stache really givin' off divorced dad vibes? And here I was tryin' for '70s porn star.

[blauvelt]

i think it's badass and fits your vibe at the moment. however, as a man with a long beard; all the women who are liking the look will lie until they see ya drink or eat something....

[scvpegoated-deactivated20240621]

When a conversation turns into you feeling like a dog chasing its tail, it’s time to exit said conversation. 🤣

The Okada post I made wasn’t supposed to get all political but it sure did go over some of you guys’ heads.

[blauvelt]

sarcasm tends to do that, sadly.

[bountykeiths-deactivated2024031]

and no, i don’t know another caption for my photos other than the words PAY UP because that’s my brand. You know the song.

Stand by your brand. 🎶🎶

[blauvelt]

think we can we get you a sponsor for every photo post?

[houseofpunk]

Brody the ultimate Hangman and Swerve shipper

[blasianxbaddie-deactivated20240]

I used to laugh at people who forgot their login information to different social medias… I will never again. This is karma.

Hi guys. I promise you I’m not dead.

[blauvelt]

we all have our senior moments. 👴

[blauvelt]

Has anyone ever told you that they would love for you to give them the best bear hugs? Because I 100% would want that

not enough— but, hey. if you need a hug, c’mon over. i got you.

[blauvelt]

you give really good bear hugs.

i do and i give them away freely if you ever need one.

[blauvelt]

You love Ethan more than Dan Hausen.

i’ve never had to call an uber for ethan or spend two hours looking for something that he lost that was just in his rental car… so… there’s a 6% increase of love there. i’m one step away from making all of danhausen’s appointments. it wouldn’t matter anyway because he’d forget despite having a phone with alarms on it.