In honor of Hazbin Hotel season 2 releasing next week, I did a part 2 of my Hazbin Hotel characters as Game Grumps quotes!
Charlie: It’s straight enough. That’s what my dad says about me.
Vaggie: Just what the heck is going on here?
Angel: Spider PUNCH! Spider KICK! Spider… kiss?
Angel (bonus): And so I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath, and I fuck 10 guys!
Husk: Follow your stupid fucking dreams.
Alastor: How can I know what your boundaries are if I’m not constantly testing them?
Pentious: And I missed. So I fired again. And I missed. And then I missed again. And I fired again, and then I missed. And then I fired, then I fired again, I missed both times. And then I fired and I missed. This went on for several hours. And then I fired, and then I missed. And then I was out of bullets, and then I got sad. I had a popsicle, and then I passed out in the snow. And then I woke up, and then I reloaded and I fired, and then I missed. I missed again, then I fired and I hit something, but it wasn’t what I was going for, so I guess I missed. I passed out again. Had another popsicle. I had a dream that I was firing at something. I missed. I threw up a snowball at em’, and I missed. I packed another snowball into my gun, that’s my secret weapon. I missed. Yeah, she’s really somethin’, I threw a snowball at her, I missed. I passed out. I woke up with a popsicle stick in my mouth. Don’t give me sass woman, I’ll take a swing at ya, I’ll miss though, I guarantee ya. I’ll take another swing, and I’ll miss. Then I’ll have myself a popsicle. Would ya care for a popsicle? Just don’t bring it into the sauna. Yeah. I reached into the fridge for another popsicle, I missed. I got the cabbage, I put it back, but I missed. I dropped it on the floor. Long story short? Missed.
Cherri: You’ve gotta try this, dude! It sucks!
Egg Boiz: Thank god fish aren’t into cash.
Lucifer: I had a good day but a shit life. Weather is not climate.
Niffty: It’s Clifford the Big Red Stab Wound!
Rosie: Do you value your teeth? I bet I know someone who DOES MORE.
Susan: Bring me my celebratory clean diaper!
Vox: Like, comment, and survive.
Valentino: You can suck my dick, I ain’t gonna cancel ya!
Velvette: I want to die as I lived: Fully monetized.
Adam: WHAT’S UP, CUCKS?!
Lute: Do you want to die by the sword or live by the die?
Emily: You LOIEED TO ME
Sera: Peter, what is this?
Abel: I am the best load my dad ever shot
