Blaze's Hovel

[benjhawkins]

this is doin numbers on insta pls enjoy

[kosmogrl]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

[jurassicaa]

Men don’t refer to one another as “my dear” anymore and that’s just the beginning of what’s wrong with the world

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[romanceyourdemons]

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

[romanceyourdemons]

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

[stupidestasshole]

you remind me of the unpleasant rice weevil the way youre always sucking up motes of dust with your horrible proboscis and whatnot

[lordansketil]

yes, but am i the greater or the lesser of the two [gunshots]

[necromycologist]

stephen maturin. send post

[travellingdragon]

so I've been drawing fucked up deer lately

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[myfootyrthroat]

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

[dowereallyneedthis]

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

[moran-with-a-g]

It was simple addition, really.

[layaart]

scavengers reign, show of all time

[fireflylies]

et tu brute?

[dumbpuppyfag]

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

[unclefather]

[psych-is-the-name]

[shinekocreator]

Okay, this is actually funny

[elexuscal]

The fun thing about the Temeraire universe is forever after reading you can study any period of history and a brain rotted corner of your head will ask 'okay but how did the presence of sapient dragons impact this?'

[pinehutch]

Really big problem: world hard cold and full of obligations, but duvet warm

[pinehutch]

In duvet: warm cozy. Everything as it should be

Outside duvet: debacle

[insaneandlovingit]

You would not believe your ass

If ten million largemouth bass.