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Last time we met, I saved your soul. Now there’s something you can do for me.
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i’m bored but not really in the mood to write/not at home so I’m unable to write at the moment, soLIKE/REBLOG for me to leave messages in your inbox from memes you’ve reblogged.
MUTUALS PREFERRED muses will vary if you run a multimuse
STARTER CALL
go ahead and like this post for a starter length and verse will vary
hesitantly open to non-mutuals
i guess i forgot to mention it here, but it’s finals week this week. so activity will likely be slow and/or nonexistent until wednesday of next week. but after that, i’m free to be on as long as i like whenever i like.
okay, because i mentioned it somewhat in passing to ana, have another headcanon.
john’s hard of hearing in both ears, could technically be considered deaf in his left ear. it’s why half of his spells end up doing something he wasn’t entirely prepared for. he couldn’t hear how it was meant to be said, and he never asked for clarification. he does much better with written things. sometimes he asks zee, zed, or chas to write things down for him, but that’s very rare.
he's not fluent in british sign language, but he’s competent enough to get by if he ever decided to use it while in england. he knows very, very little american sign language. it’s likely that zed tried to teach him what she knows... john just didn’t have the patience for it.
*whispers* write meta about Astra
META TIME // @youre-part-of-a-machine
for those of you that have watched the show (or read hellblazer tbh), you should know, ana and i rewrite entire universes on the regular for our children. so anyway, astra logue is actually john and zatanna’s daughter. it works much better that way anyway.
right so, zee got pregnant with astra when she was 20, and she just left john in the middle of the night. now before anyone says shit, because i’m sure there are some people that will read this and be like “what a bitch”, tell me, honestly, would you want to raise a child around john constantine? no. you wouldn’t. zee’s right to leave him in the middle of the night. and? she’s completely right to go to wayne manor because? dick is a good guy. dick is a really good guy. bruce? not as much (he’s still a good man, but he’s not as good in john’s eyes), but he’s pretty good at kids.
anyway, for the first three to four years of astra’s life, she lived in wayne manor. for the vast majority of her short life, she genuinely believed that dick grayson was her father. after all? dick was the one to take her to school, go to her school events, etc. to astra? dick grayson will always be her dad.
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I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down, and then I'll be gone back into the darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack.
I walk my path alone. Because, let’s be honest....
WHO WOULD WANT TO WALK WITH ME?
BLCZINGHELL independent john constantine written by riley
If things go wrong, then we’d all be too dead to care.
defenders ep. 4 sentence starters pt. 1
change pronouns as necessary reblog from source
“we need to kill the lights”
“how do you even know they’re on?”
“we need to stay off the streets”
“i’ll put you in danger”
“i’m done explaining this”
“woah, she is very strong”
“sir, this is for your protection. we need this place to look closed”
“i still hear neon”
“who hears neon?”
“what do you mean he’s blind”
“i thought he was sent to spy on me, and now i’m not so sure.”
“you think he’s on our side?”
“our side of what?”
“he’s a little off in the head, but he packs a mean right hook when it counts”
“we’ll… talk about it later”
“i’m working a case”
“i think we’re safe for now”
“is there a plan where i get my scarf back”
“what, do you two know each other?”
“we met. we drank. i shot him in the head.”
“why are you still wearing that thing?”
“and uh, you are?”
“no, i can’t. i’m not doing this.”
“the less we know about each other, the better. this is… it’s too much already.”
“what are they really called?”
“it doesn’t matter”
“bullshit it doesn’t matter”
“there’s no ‘we’. they came at us; we fought our way out. let’s call it professional courtesy. end of story.”
“we’re not here to eat”
“g-d, you’re weird.”
“you wanna try that again?”
“what are you on? lithium?”
“she’s the one that came after your client?”
“this is a mistake. i gotta go.”
“Just showin’ up in my house whenever you please isn’t a part of our little ‘team’ agreement, Raven. The House is off limits unless I invite you.” She shouldn’t have been able to get into the House of Mystery at all on her own. Especially not while he’d been out. He’d told Orchid to lock it down, not let anyone inside.
But then again, the House was partial to anyone but him at this point. If he had to hazard a guess as to why, his treatment of Chas after the whole mess Ritchie had dragged them into likely had something to do with it. He’d been unnecessarily cruel after Zee left. Probably why Chas had gone back to Renee and Geraldine for a few days. “You ‘ere for a reason? Or jus’ to grate on my nerves?” Obviously the former. No one tended to visit him unless they needed something.
@youre-part-of-a-machine s.c. // accepting
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i’m bored but not really in the mood to write/not at home so I’m unable to write at the moment, soLIKE/REBLOG for me to leave messages in your inbox from memes you’ve reblogged.
MUTUALS PREFERRED muses will vary if you run a multimuse
STARTER CALL
go ahead and like this post for a starter length and verse will vary
hesitantly open to non-mutuals
after an unplanned hiatus from my kid, i’m glad to say that i’m back. muse for john is through the roof because of the jld animated film. i’ll throw out a starter call in just a moment. probably a meme call as well so i can get some interactions going again.
John Constantine by Yasmine Putri
fmm - zatanna, wonder woman, batman (for Constantine)
“I’d shag the lot of ‘em if I could. S’pose I’ll ‘ave t’say that I’d shag Wonder Woman, marry Zee, an’ snog Batsy in front of that bloody team of his, if only t’ see his jaw twitch. Might be worth the punch.”
here’s the deal. it’s comic canon that constantine comes from a line of magicians called the “laughing magicians” that’s extremely powerful. they have control over Synchronicity Wave Travelling, or to put it simply... the Laughing Magicians control luck. i am going to keep this as canon on my blog.
john was born into a line of mages. but while john is of the constantine bloodline, he’s still very much a “magpie of magic” and is not that powerful on his own (mostly because he started learning magic so late in his life... as in mid teens). he can control his luck to some extent/other people’s luck, but employing that particular brand of magic drains him of energy faster than anything, so he doesn’t use it often. he’s taken to using it while doing soul restorations if and when he’s got someone like zee or raven to help him.