Shys archives.

old shy Anon blog. this on is inactive due to reblog issues. icon was @art-by-steph 22y/o non-binary

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

IT WAS FUCKING TACOS

[gayvian]

[gayvian]

[waspinfested]

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

[indoraptorz]

[sulferandwater-deactivated20211]

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

[inthefallofasparrow]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Fixed

[inthefallofasparrow]

[caroldanversenthusiast]

just found out that Rosamund Pike buries her awards in her garden because she feels embarrassed that people will see them in her home and it’ll be awkward

i genuinely am obsessed with the energy she exudes

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

what the fuck

[fools-goldheart-deactivated2021]

[mjlor-chan]

[deathbypickles]

interviewer: you are straight

kermit: 😐

[unclefather]

This line of questioning absolutely killed me

[commandergoopy]

stardew valley people rb in tags with:

• spouse • farm type • pet of choice • favourite non-romanceable townsperson • favourite skill (fishing, mining, farming, etc) • least favourite townsperson 

[chuckletons]

just made the best non-looping gif i think

[chuckletons]

[chuckletons]

i said it was non-looping i'm sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!

[redtextedquotes]

Everybody looking at this post

[beautifulscreaminglady]

[alex51324]

Holy shit, this is a great idea. 

[carrionkid]

Thinkinge about this tiktok

[carrionkid]

[autotuned] so i go to college and i have the wooorst job on campus. i’m an RA ON CAMPUS and one time at 4:30 in the morning, i get a knock on my door. and someone says to me “there’s a kid dead in the bathroom” and i said “dead in the bathroom?” and he goes “DEAD IN THE BATHROOM” and i said “oh my god” so i walk down the hall and they show me this kid and he looks like he’s DEAD IN THE BATHROOM and so i called the cops and said hey there’s a kid DEAD IN THE BATHROOM

and the cops show up and then the kid wakes up and he starts ~throwing up violently! all over the place!~ and the cop says “we should call an ambulance” and then the kid says “DON’T CALL THE AMBULANCE” and i said “WE SHOULD REALLY CALL THE AM-BU-LANCE”

…… and we didn’t call the ambulance

[extremely quietly] and then the kid gets into a fight with the cop and the cop gives him a hearing notice and then the kid 

[deep sigh] TEARS UP THE HEARING NOTICE IN FROOOOONT OF THE COP

……and this happened at 4:30 in the morning

[rocktheholygrail]

[wicked-transparency-deactivated]

her hair and lips change to the color of your blog

[mermaidprincess-ariel]

WHAT

[caolifornia]

i just wanna see it

[schrodii]

oh my god this looks so sick on my blog

[askdreamsillysillydream-deactiv]

DEAR GOD MINE TO!

[sprintthroughhyrule]

Sorry, I had to see this.

[ittybittylittlebithaht-blog]

YO! It looks amazing on mobile!!!………😔

[somanyfandomsonly1username]

This is amazing

[midnighth0ur]

Trapped

[pinof]

basically i’m gay

[waldangerous]

Stuff like this is why I’m not famous.

[crandberrycrush]

This took me longer than I’d like to admit to get… but I love it. 

[thunderdices]

When you roll a nat 20 dexterity save against an attack:

Gif by @gifsme

[musingsofaraven]

There’s several reasons I love this gif:

1. The WTF reaction by the ref

2. The dude who escapes looks like an Irish boxer from the 1800′s

3. Who’s also gay sassy (I mean those trunks and that hand flick)

4. The other wrestler just holds his arms in the same position while he’s looking dumbfounded at the gay sassy wrestler and then the audience and back

[silver-tongues-blog]

when the barbarian tries to grapple the bard

[penzyroamin]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO

THEM

[raven]

if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay

[thisendswithyou]