Wht Solly

[bleached-american]

ATTENTION MAGGOTS

I AM THE SOLDIER FOR THE WHITE TEAM.

NOW WHAT DO YOU NEED?

[bleached-american]

//It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

//Well shit

[bleached-american]

Magic anon

You are now a chicken for 10 asks

-a wild magic anon

WHAT!

[darkcloudsatnight]

*he is practically running in to your room*

ARE YOU ALRIGHT MAGGOT!

AAAAAAA-

Oh its you-

OH

UH

HI

AHGAHAHAHA

IM FINE

YEP

UH

TOTALLY

HAHA

HA

HA

[bleached-american]

I SEE! I HEARED THAT YOU WEREN'T FINE! HAD TO MAKE SURE!

*he gently head pats you*

[bleached-american]

hug?

YES!

[bleached-american]

Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT.

*hits ya with a shovel*

[darkcloudsatnight]

Hey guys is this a bad time to say that I am absolutely in love with soldier because I kinda need him in my bed like right now

Like right now right now

I need that man

Someone help me

(Totally not me)

[bleached-american]

[darkcloudsatnight]

[bleached-american]

ARE YOU ALRIGHT MAGGOT?

[darkcloudsatnight]

Hey guys is this a bad time to say that I am absolutely in love with soldier because I kinda need him in my bed like right now

Like right now right now

I need that man

Someone help me

(Totally not me)

[bleached-american]

[bleached-american]

Do you like spicy food?

Uh...

NO

[bleached-american]

There's so many Soldier's that exists that yall could become one army of Soldier's D:

THAT IS AN EXCELLENT IDEA MAGGOT!

[bleached-american]

Why do I feel like wht solly would either have an army of snow fox's or albino raccoons? No what Ill let ya'll pick.

ARMY

snow fox

albino raccoons

Voting ended onOct 16, 2024

[bleached-american]

Well it has been said.

I will be taking in raccoons with this semi color blind solly.

Around this lines:

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[medic-whiteteam]

It'z called an "albino raccoon" Soldier

Can you just keep it while I get the animal handler?

[bleached-american]

Uh...

NO

*he fiddle with his pockets before pulling out a photo and shows it off*

THIS IS AN ALBINO RACCOON! HE IS NOT WHT! HE IS GRAY! THROW OUT THE IMPOSTER!

Le image:

[medic-whiteteam]

Vell, zhat's quite white already as raccoons can't completely be white

Zhat's called beige white

[bleached-american]

NO! THAT IS A GRAY RACCOON! IT IS NOT WHT IN ANY CAPACITY!

[medic-whiteteam]

You are really that stupid, are you?

Here, take zhis

And zhis, too, danke

As you can see, zhe colors are very close to that of zhe albino raccoon

@wite-animal-handler , please come here and take zhis raccoon please

[bleached-american]

NO THOUGHS ARE NOT! THEY ARE NO WHERE NEAR CLOSE TO THE RACCOONS COLORING! AS IT IS, THAT RACOON IS GRAY!

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[medic-whiteteam]

It'z called an "albino raccoon" Soldier

Can you just keep it while I get the animal handler?

[bleached-american]

Uh...

NO

*he fiddle with his pockets before pulling out a photo and shows it off*

THIS IS AN ALBINO RACCOON! HE IS NOT WHT! HE IS GRAY! THROW OUT THE IMPOSTER!

Le image:

[medic-whiteteam]

Vell, zhat's quite white already as raccoons can't completely be white

Zhat's called beige white

[bleached-american]

NO! THAT IS A GRAY RACCOON! IT IS NOT WHT IN ANY CAPACITY!

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[medic-whiteteam]

It'z called an "albino raccoon" Soldier

Can you just keep it while I get the animal handler?

[bleached-american]

Uh...

NO

*he fiddle with his pockets before pulling out a photo and shows it off*

THIS IS AN ALBINO RACCOON! HE IS NOT WHT! HE IS GRAY! THROW OUT THE IMPOSTER!

Le image:

[bleached-american]

Soldier, I found zhis white raccoon outside the base. Looks like it has been beaten up

@medic-whiteteam

uh.....

I DON'T THINK THEIR SUPPOSE TO BE ALL WHITE! THROW IT BACK!

[bleached-american]

YOU!! HOW DARE YOU BLEACH YOUR UNIFORM IF COLOR?! DO YOU NOT HAVE RESPECT OR DIGNITY!!!??

@ask-redsoldier-tf2

WELL, FELLOW SOLDIER, I AM PART OF THE WHT TEAM! OF COURSE MY UNIFORM IS GOING TO BE BLEACHED! HOW ELSE DO YOU MAKE A WHT UNIFORM?!

[bleached-american]

Heya!! I'm uhhh Oliver's boyfriend! Name's Randy by the way, I'm from the ORG Team

@orange-scout-tf2

Uh...

HI, I DON'T REALLY CARE! IM TRYING TO MAKE AN ARMY!