Mar 10, 2016
[Very Very Loud - Sudden Loud Noises]
Attention: An event of unknown origin has begun in your area. In order to ensure your safety you must perform the following actions. Any deviation will result in loss of life.
Open all external and internal doors.
Open all windows.
Do not attempt by any means to bar entry.
When they enter, do not move, look at or acknowledge their presence in any way.
Do not react.
Small children, otherwise impaired individuals, and pets you cannot keep from reacting should be abandoned.
Repeat, do not react.
Leave your televisions or radios on to await the all clear.
Good luck.
Original Story by Redditor dannylandulf