UNDER CO.

* independent multi oc.

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very probably killing this blog and making a diff multichara sometime between tomorrow and a few months from now.............

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if you aren’t in over your head, how do you know how tall you are?   ( gif cred. )

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fun/dumb/cliché rp au/starter ideas for you and your friends:

drunk me thought this was my apartment and now sober me is trying to convince you not to call the cops because i broke in and fell asleep on your couch

we’re both subbing for our friends on a blind date

our cars are stuck next to each other in standstill traffic and we’re bored as heck and jamming to that song that just came on your radio.

we’re neighbors and the power’s out and only one of us has a working stove for dinner

i’m lost and i asked you for directions but you’re lost too 

i found your lost dog/cat/snake other sort of pet

we’re professional thieves both trying to steal the same thing

our parents and/or friends keep trying to get us together but one/both of us don’t swing that way.

we both went to meet the same friend but they’re not there and now it’s awkward

we’re sharing the same hospital room

we’re meeting each other offline for the first time

oh no you didn’t just say my favorite character was lame and now we’re gonna debate and realize that we’ve actually found someone who gets out dumb jokes.

i tried to rob your house and it turns out you’re a witch/wizard?? and now im stuck working for you to pay off the damage i caused.

im an experienced cop and you’re the newbie im stuck with let’s go take down a gang

im the band conductor and you’re in charge of the orchestra and there is some serious competition going down here.

you’re the IT person who always comes in to fix my computers because i have the touch of death with electronics.

we’re trying to hook up our best friends with themselves.

i was hired to kill you and now i’ve been hired to protect you and now it’s awkward.

im the demon you summoned for a contract but really i just care about your netflix.

im a super hero and you’re a super villain and we totally slept together last night what the fuck was that.

everyone has their soulmate’s name written on their arms and our arms are blank.

i may have accidentally punched you in the face.

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i’m gonna be over on @bleedhot .. pleathe follow 

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i’m gonna be over on @bleedhot .. pleathe follow 

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classiqve:

    Huh, not even a chuckle. Of course, it was hardly surprising considering most people were prone to missing her jokes — it was the story of her life and quite frankly, one of her more least workable flaws. Takara has long accepted that her punchline-delivery just wasn’t something she could fix. “ I’ve got them, ” she said, gathering the supplies into her arms. “ Do you really think I’m trying to take over the world? ”

“uh,”  pause.  “no.”

is that the right answer?

there’s a brief moment of fumbling where he attempts to help with the plates. a haphazard gesture that means he’d like to assist, though too vague to actually portray that meaning. milo lets her carry them alone, out of sheer embarrassment rather than thoughtlessness. 

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it’s important for everyone to dislike milo because he is , without doubt, the most antagonistic character on this blog. he’s so gross, dude. so creepy

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( @bleedingseas ) . STARTER CALL | accepting!

              “ Oh, we can set up dinner on kitchen counter. I really don’t want to move all my plans for world domination off the dining table. Much less get sauce all over it. ”

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“yeah. sure. cool.”  can do. he grabs the bag of thai (stuffing the chopsticks back in, because he’d already taken those out), and takes it through to the kitchen.  “you got plates? and forks and stuff?  i mean - yeah, duh, but where are they.”

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[camdamage]

Thank god.

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ara has a tendency to lag, freeze, glitch, stutter, etc.  she usually doesn’t notice, but can probably tell by the look on your face right after it happens. she wasn’t designed to be out of the house, so when she is, her systems tend to malfunction.

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traumcs:

     ‘ yeah, but it’s all cool and tall. ’ 279ft tall, actually, and sure, maybe it’s ugly as hell, but it’s something else to check off the list. ‘ –ah. thanks. i know you’re lying but that’s still nice of you. ’ he laughs an easy sort of laugh, and wonders if he’s starting to become immune to that special sort of shit people start to look when they’ve been travelling too long. anyway, back to the globe: ‘ you know, they did eurovision here last year. not that i’m european. –and gaga was here too. ’ 

“gaga ...”  she doesn’t know what that is, and feels that if she paused to do a scan, he’d certainly notice her eyes gloss over, so she leaves it.

“i’m not lying.”  he seems nice, but she doesn’t seem that receptive to it --- doesn’t smile back, doesn’t laugh with him. arabella simply hands the camera back over so that he might look at her shoddy photography.  “you could probably brush your hair, though,”  see, not lying.  “aren’t you worried spiders are going to lay their eggs in there?”

[1-800-needy]

about me.

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warmst:

name: dana.  nickname: that was a nickname gender: nonbinary.  pronouns: she / they. zodiac: scorpio. birthday: october 31. sexuality: bisexual !  country: aus. religion: somewhere in the middle of polytheism, buddhism, and agnosticism . (?) hogwarts house: ravenclaw.  MBTI: infj .

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     “you see a charm bracelet somewhere around here?” millie doesn’t seem too concerned – but the cool is a plainly practiced farce. her tone says it’s fine if you haven’t. the furious wringing of her hands, however, tell a different story more to the tune of, i’m counting on you, please don’t say no, i don’t know what i’ll do!

     “s’rose gold. umm. ‘m’ charm, heart charm, moon charm, and some others. it’s, like, super important to me, so … ”

@bleedingseas | starter call.

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“oh.”

as it happens, yes she has. rey sets her rucksack down and rummages through a bag full of junk, looking for the lost item. of course she’d picked it up  ---  it’d make sense that someone would come back for it, but she hadn’t thought that far ahead. her stomach had reached a point of squirming uncomfortably, and she was going to pawn the bracelet so that she could eat that night (and, maybe if she was lucky, for the rest of the week). there goes that, she guesses. 

it’s retrieved as soon as she finds it, draped over her first two fingers and held out.

“sorry, i -”  she pauses, bites her lip.  “- i found it by a dumpster,”  lie.  “i thought someone must’ve thrown it out.”

[jeanqrey]

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rosecrime:

            ‘ hmm? ’ oh. it was stark white, tiny, and maybe wouldn’t be so noticeable if there wasn’t a deep purple bruise in the shape of a bloomed flower just next to it. ‘ oh. i don’t know. i can make up a sob story behind it, if you want. i’m usually pretty good at that. ’

‘    yeah .  and the bruise too, if you don’t mind. i wanna hear it all.    ‘     she wants to hear the worst fabrication possible . tell her a bear did it.  tell her it was the aliens.

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@ancientnation liked.

‘    i was looking for ms. foster,  actually.    ’      he hasn’t met her, either,  but there’s a thing or two he needs to go over.      ‘    i don’t mind waiting.    ’

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‘   what’d you do ?    ’     she’s pointing to the small scar on her knee.  it’s a surprise she can even make it out from this distance.