Normal Horoscope:
Aries: What spills out when you lose control? Thatâs who you are.
Taurus: The most powerful engines must sputter die. Flowers are beautiful because their blooms are temporary.
Gemini: Sadism is great for stress relief, provided you have the stomach for it.
Cancer: The stars drew you a lovely picture of a house! A work worthy of the fridge. Accept beauty where it can be accepted.
Leo: The pit in your stomach is your common sense trying to tell you something. Keep away from strangers for a while.
Virgo: Something deep and old calls for you.
Libra: Youâve been saving something for a rainy day. The stars think itâs time you got it out.
Scorpio: Dishonesty comes back to bite the dishonest. This can be frighteningly literal sometimes. Make sure your shots are up to date.
Sagittarius: You dont have to eat a meal, just eat something. A banana, some dry salami, that sort of thing. The tiny big eyed things in the walls are worried about you.
Capricorn: Woo her. She is terrifying isnât she?
Aquarius: Know that the pieces do fit together. You have all the time in the world.
Pisces: Pain is not guilt. Guilt is not pain. Your heart is so full of love. Let it be so.
