hug dealer

near life experience

[orivu]

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

[moldavite]

there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow

[mumblesplash]

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

[klaasje]

really good text from my sister in law

[stealmyheartaway]

paws at you. whines at you. awouf

[stealmyheartaway]

awrruf... c'mere

[stealmyheartaway]

rrawrf

[yugirimistwalker]

Little wolf youre our last hope... our best driver just had a tummy ache

You are our last hope to win the Daytona 500...!

[bluesturngold]

aw fuck *fastens seatbelt*

[thinkingabout-girls]

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

[ouppygirlcity]

[butterflypeaflowertea]

i keep spending money. i should be killed

[brian4rmthe6]

[oonpy]

A little deer for my envelope

[iys-cloud]

I just got. The single funniest dm I've ever received in my entire life

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

[ouroborosorder]

this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks

[fairycosmos]

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

[sandmandaddy69]

[wallowing-wallflower]

[t4tvampireisms]

Drugs are morally neutral. Doing or not doing drugs is not an indicator of how good a person is. There are addicts who’d give you the shirt off their back, and sober people who poison the homeless for fun.

[yodaprod]

Ebay (2005)

[kingcatnine]

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

[movingtothemoon]

number one hottest thing a girl can be is funny. number two hottest thing a girl can be is lame as hell