hug dealer

near life experience

[orivu]

youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

[orpheuslament]

i SAID that if you dont love me NOW you will never love me AGAIN

[kisxmesoft]

[probuccalfat]

i still believe we should let kesha gut dr luke on stage with a longsword or a greatsword whichever one she prefers

[zatclaire]

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa

[sobcat]

when things have to change...

[blairwitchapologist]

when i miss my grandma and grandpa i go to the store and buy their favorite bunny cookies 🐇

[owwllly]

encouraging the new qifling

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[zoctopode]

im so used to tumblr that i forgot some troglodytes on reddit wouldnt be even surface level familiar with the concept of the robot lesbian

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[xueyangapologist]

sulking cuz my mayor’s not muslim my bagels not jewish my christian not dior…….

[2colde]

im getting on the crazy bus to crazy city

[oxypill]

[kosmogrl]

[eclipse-ofthe-sun]

[tabloidsores]

YouTube clickbait thumbnail about "The rise and fall of Hsu Hao, Tumblr's most TRAGIC blogger"

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

When did i rise

[mutationgirl]

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin