Bleeky the Nimble

Meow Love one another, even when it hurts.

[bleekythenimble]

Everyone say hello to my baby!

[egonkula]

realizing I have never made myself a normal looking shift drink

[egonkula]

buying hair dye and the woman who checked me out at the counter wished me a happy mothers day. am I officially old now what the hell.

[egonkula]

The idea that a woman saw me in my “pool boy at the vampire mansion” tee, perceived my purchase of red and black hair dye, and looked at my awkward chubby baby face and still assumed I had children. What kind of insane maternal aura am I giving off that it out weighs All of That.

[egonkula]

Hello Egonkula

the porn bots are so ominous these days, what happened to "CLICK HERE FOR SEXY MILFS"

[egonkula]

Hello Egonkula, I want to play a game... You don't know me, but I know you. Every day you sit at home on your computer and blog about rpf, so focused on the hypothetical lives of others you barely pay attention to the so-called life in front of you. Now there's a laptop plugged into the wall. On that laptop I have logged into your main tumblr blog. When this tape is finished, you will have 2 minutes to write up a post detailing all the ways in which Frerard is superior to Rayrard. If you fail to blog in time, your explicit fanart will be leaked to every single family member you know. Blog or not, the choice is yours Egonkula. Let the game begin.

[abraham-lincolns-wife]

Yall see it too right

(Also again, inspired by @dustzvacuumcleaner 's art. If feel as if its important to say that. But. Yeah. Wxplods)

[egonkula]

Trying to print gay fanfiction, and the damn printer jammed. A lovely employee offered to print it behind the counter, and I couldn’t think of a reason to say no and didn’t want to be suspicious and now this poor man is printing 200 pages of smut on very nice paper. KILLING MYSELFFFFFFFFF

[egonkula]

Oh my god. There’s a problem with their printer too. He’s waving my smut around and asking other employees to help. Im gonna die.

[egonkula]

I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP. the stack of failed prints this man just handed me. DO I KILL MYSELF ON INSTAGRAM LIVE OR TIKTOK LIVE

[egonkula]

two beautiful masc lesbians just walked into my cafe with their tiny kid and she was maybe the cutest baby I’ve ever seen in my life. I gave her a cookie and she was so babbley and happy. im sick.

[egonkula]

artists rendition

[bleekythenimble]

They came back today……

[kittyanbunny]

Dunno who Rayrard is but I ❤️ Kitty&Bunny!!!! (Based on that one lesbian comic strip!)

OH MY GOD?!??!? IM LOSING MY MIND?!?? AWGGHHGHHGHJ THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME OH MY GOD?!??!!

[borgramizer]

i dont know

kangroo

anton

[carjackfairy]

ncfom art dump from feb

[menzzu]

I'm reviving my ancient tumblr blog to show you people my Anton Chigurh sketch (I'll make more)

[nottatastellata]

[p3psicola5]

For everyone who yearns for death by Anton

Referenced a pose from Pinterest but can’t find creds

[kittyanbunny]

what kind of bunny is buny. i imagined an american fuzzy lop, lionhead or a french lop. kity too is kitty a domestic shorthair ?

Bunny’s always been a French lop ! Kitty’s a domestic shorthair yes 🥰 here’s some pics that feel most indicative of their respective breeds hehehe

[bleekythenimble]

This is my kitty btw… she is an angel.

[egonkula]

this side blog business is funny because I’m trying to like. lead a bunch of horses to water. reblogging my own posts. this is a humiliation ritual

[egonkula]

when your girl lowkey is so in love with you she starts glowing and growing vines n shit

[not-in-your-pocket]

My original Edit.