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[deerchasingheadlights]

This just made me shed a tear. They want the breakfast menu I am so sensitive

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Redacted Bell

[horsecrash]

i'm at the █████ ███

i'm at the taco bell

i'm at the combination █████ ███ and taco bell

[4444555666777888999]

Geometry was so fuckibg stupid omfg “prove this is a triangle” I literally know it’s a triangle like intuitively bitch

[dcmultiverse]

Robert Pattinson photographed by Andy Parsons for Time Out Magazine, 2020

[goawfma]

smh it sure took them a minute

[bad1dimagines]

literally what does this mean i’m screaming

[sakodumb]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY OATMEAL

[catlips001]

[27388394949494949492-deactivate]

[roboco-san]

you ever just suddenly remember that linguini and remy can’t communicate. linguini does not have some special ability to understand rats. he just fuckin. accepts that this weird rat wants to cook and can control him with his hair. he’s just okay with that

[harrytrumansfimbriae]

[ok-dingo]

[kittilumpo]

i love that that'a what you’re focussing on here

[yourfavelovestranswomen]

You love and support trans women!

[jungkyard]

[tsunflowers]

[idislikethissite]

Did chocolate chips just manifest there out of thin air

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

no hes spitting them in there

[anxietyproblem]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[inthetags]

reblog this and put in the tags your celebrity birthday twin

[thevastnessof]

did anybody else have a moment as a kid/teen where you suddenly realized that you were more than likely never going to have one of those big adventures that you read abt in YA novels. and u were going to just have a normal life with normal problems, and got real sad. and even tho u now see value in a regular life, part of you still wants magic powers and a rag tag group of ride-or-die friends who are out to save the world

[puffier]

That’s why dnd is a human need and deserves a place on maslow’s heirarchy

[niggazinmoscow]

cheat code

[amoisthobo]

This will work, I used to be a recruiter. Recruiters don’t got time to read every single resume they see, they look for keywords, find what they want, Call and do a preliminary interview. That’s it lol

[afronerdism]

This is amazing

[thesagexoe-deactivated20190522]

Omg!!!

[between-stars-and-waves]

Boosting this!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING :D

I will remember this tip!

[bitchesgetriches]

I have no idea if this works at all, but I don’t see how it could hurt. I’m all about resume cheat codes. Here’s some more advice:

How to Write a Resume so You Actually Have a Prayer of Getting Hired

How to Write a Cover Letter like You Actually Want the Job 

[chondrichthyes-nuts]

Brilliant

But also use those resume buzzwords too!

Words like: manage, maintain, coordinate, monitors, processes, etc can be used in your resume to draw attention to it!

[pheonixfidelity]