Mark's Musings

[quotemadness]

Ten years from now, make sure you can say that you chose your life, you didn’t settle for it.

Mandy Hale (via quotemadness)

[srsfunny]

Try To Imagine It

[saddest-cat-hours]

[terrypratchettparadise]

If cats looked like frogs we’d realise what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That’s what people remember.

Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies (via terrypratchettparadise)

[blekcrayola-blog]

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that there's a new Tales from the Friendzone movie called TftFZX . It comes in three parts, all on YouTube. That ending tho.

[blekcrayola-blog]

[quotemadness]

We don’t even ask for happiness, just a little less pain.

Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)

[businessinsider]

13 ways you can cheat death by using your ashes to become something awesome

What if there was a way to use your lifeless remains to orbit the Earth. Or become, say, a fireworks display. Or a paperweight.

[quotemadness]

I think that’s what scares me: the randomness of everything. That the people who could be important to you might just pass you by. Or you pass them by.

Peter Cameron (via quotemadness)

[blekcrayola-blog]

pls explain

[meme-theft]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[staff]

Oh no, we lost our horses

We had 10 horses just a second ago. Now we don’t have any horses. Can you help us find our horses? 

[blekcrayola-blog]

I lost my marbles awhile back but I never asked you to find them.

[blekcrayola-blog]

Weird Moments in Job-Seeking

Interviewer: Let's say you're trapped in an island forever, which five books would you choose to bring with you? Me: Well, given the fact that I'm stuck in an island I'll need a very comprehensive guide on building boats, and - Interviewer: No, I mean real books hahaha. Me: Oh, you mean you just want to know what top five books I'd reread until I die? Interviewer: Yes hahaha. Me: *starts listing down choices and why* Interviewer: How about FHM? Me: Leithold's Calculus book! Me, inside: What the fuck bitch is this an interview or sexual harassment? Leithold: Desk: Chair: Universe:

[quotemadness]

So the universe is not quite as you thought it was. You’d better rearrange your beliefs, then. Because you certainly can’t rearrange the universe.

Isaac Asimov (via quotemadness)

[quotemadness]

And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too.

Khaled Hosseini (via quotemadness)

[unbfacts]

Strict parents can turn their kids into more effective liars because children who are afraid to tell the truth learn more deceptive behaviors to avoid getting in trouble.

[blekcrayola-blog]

Honest communication is of paramount importance in any relationship.